Thief Of Hearts

By Kaylarae

Thief Of Hearts

Call in the hangman,
We've a criminal to lynch
Holler for the Legio,
He's always helped us in a pinch

Someone find two horses,
And we'll tear him right apart
What wrongs did he commit, you say?
The bastard stole my heart.

Make him give it back
And maybe I'll forgive this time
Get his solemn promise he'll
Not re-commit this crime;

Have him brought before the crowd
To apologize to me.
And if he should refuse, by Ereal!
I'll make him damned sorry.

Okay, now, I've got it back,
So you can let him leave
Give him one last lecture
On how wrong it is to thieve;

Watch him ride off on his horse
Across the dusty plains
Check my pocket for my heart -
Damn! The bastard's taken it again!

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