By Garnellius the Bard
My sister's feet, she's got a rather dainty pair. And my mum, her skin is cold and fair. My father's muscles, they bulge when bare. And Me? All I've got is really long hair. What can with hair really do, really do? Many more things than you, than you. He can braid it, trade it, die it, buy it many many many types of clips. So to all of you who say he's effete, all I can say... You try keeping it clean every day!