By Cyanicus
(This Idyan song was originally created by the minstrel group, Cabal of
the Darkhood. It has a heavy Percussion beat and two string accompaniments of two
different octaves [to be sung VERY loudly and with a moderate tempo])
(Darkhood was at its highest popularity around 13 - 11 years before the republic. These
groups were called Slag Singers)
Oh when I got egg on my face,
And the crowd’s laughin’ at me,
I want to rip out that kid’s head,
And leave it out to dry.
I glare up at his snickerin’ face,
And wish to rip it to shreds,
I stand up and pull out my knife,
And his face starts turnin’ red.
[Chorus]
Oh his face is gonna be a mutilated mess,
His eyes are swollen with reddish bloodshot eyes.
When I shove this gladius deep down his sorry throat,
He’ll think twice about embarrassin’ me twice.
I stand up and he steps cautiously back,
His throat’s in knots, his face is sweating.
Oh I’m gonna have some fun with him
Before I slit his throat, it’s gonna be a blast.
(Chorus)
Oh when I got egg on my face,
And the crowd’s laughin’ at me,
I’m gonna rip that head right off his shoulders,
And I’m gonna have a blast.
(Instrumentals)
(Chorus)
His life is going to end right here,
And I am going to enjoy it.
His life is going to end right here,
And I am going to enjoy it.