By Jo Noir
There once was Cineran
who would never smile or grin
whos beard was long and scruffy
whos neck was short and puffy
who was short and fat
whos face look like that of a sewer rat
whos balding head tended to shine with sweat
whos hairy fat naked body was a sight to regret
praise to Ereal that only once have I seen such a girl
for everyone knows the ugliness of a Cinerian woman will make ones stomach curl.