Lol Thread... Again

[Dvea]

<Altiaur thinks aloud: ramp is blocked by some ugly birds>

...so tempted to ask if they were angry...

[Elsana]

Originally Posted by Dvea

<Altiaur thinks aloud: ramp is blocked by some ugly birds>

...so tempted to ask if they were angry...

Were they attacking constables?
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[StUnTmOnKeYaRaM]

Originally Posted by Elsana

Were they attacking constables?
>.>
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I get what you did there!

PIGS!

[StUnTmOnKeYaRaM]

You is stopped by a stern looking soldier in a red sash.

I IS STOPPED.

[ThaJuggla]

You are about to toss something into a water room and it may not be recoverable. Do you wish to continue?
Enter 'y' to continue.
You toss a cooked long bony fish with an elongated snout into a narrow murky river!
The cooked long bony fish with an elongated snout splashes into the water and swims away.

Zombie Fish!

[Attica]

I google searched for: "The Eternal City MUD Steps Stock" (because I was trying to find that old website with what each merchant sold!)

Google tried to finish up "stock" as "Stockton". What the?! It's almost kinda apropos.

[UzakGM]

It was probably this site: http://www.chestud.chalmers.se/~kb00fran/ but it no longer is available.

[StUnTmOnKeYaRaM]

A sailor says to you, "I'm a sailor."
You say to a sailor, "No shit."

[lykatos]

A wooden buckler is destroyed.
ups h
[Success: 5, Roll: 44] You bob down and dart forward at a gladiator, spinning both hands upwards in a series of rapid, upward body shots! She suffers a puncture to her face. She suffers a puncture to her left shoulder. She suffers a puncture to her left arm.
A gladiator stands up.
Jacie bobbles her balance, but manages to stay upright.
[Success: 95, Roll: 6] A gladiator tentatively jabs at you with his arena trident, but misses. You step to one side, allowing a gladiator's blow to travel right past you.
An attendant rushes in and carries a destroyed wooden buckler away.
A gladiator is stunned.
The attack jolts the wooden buckler! She suffers a puncture to her right arm. Critical Hit! Stunning shot to chest!

[Miri_arielle]

You arrive at a tavern. Septima and a thug are here. You are facing south.
You blink at a thug.
You poke a thug.
A thug falls unconscious.

[mr_unlucky]

A sea snake slithers in from a narrow crack.
A sea snake begins to move toward a squinty-eyed sailor.
A sea snake stops next to a squinty-eyed sailor.
A sea snake punches a squinty-eyed sailor! Critical Hit! Strong bash to the
left thigh.
You chuckle.
A sea snake punches a squinty-eyed sailor! Critical Hit! Glancing blow to the
right thigh.
A sea snake kills a squinty-eyed sailor.

Sea snakes need lessons in killing blow.

[mr_unlucky]

Originally Posted by UzakGM

It was probably this site: http://www.chestud.chalmers.se/~kb00fran/ but it no longer is available.

I was able to get a few things from archive.org's wayback machine, but not much...

[Dink]

Shi walks away to a wide cobblestone street, to the east.
Out of nowhere, a constable swallows a small, flying bug!
Someone is moving away from you nearby to the east.
Something is moving away from you a ways off to the east.
raise
You raise an eyebrow.

[jkidd]

You stop walking, having reached your destination.
who

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[lykatos]

Short Stats for Sarian



Health Points: 143/143 Fatigue: 100% State: conscious

Load: 53 lbs.
Encumbrance: You are bearing a significant load.

Position: standing

You are in an aggressive stance.

You are currently passive.
You are walking.


get ces
You take an engraved burnished bronze cestus with wicked blades from a leather sling baring several slash marks.
drop ces
You drop an engraved burnished bronze cestus with wicked blades.
get ces
You take an engraved burnished bronze cestus with wicked blades.

Short Stats for Sarian



Health Points: 143/143 Fatigue: 100% State: conscious

Load: 51 lbs.
Encumbrance: You are bearing a moderate load.

Position: standing

You are in an aggressive stance.

You are currently passive.
You are walking.


WTF?