Funny Moments Of Marrach

[Zeakk]

I just go this page, and I found it absolutely hilarious...


[OOC Page] accepted from Flaize: "Can you get me outta jail?"


-Zeakk

[Lance]

[OOC Page] from Elvii: " Just you wait till I get mullet"

Be afraid.

[KenliNEmeturo]

[OOC Page] from Queen Vivienne: " Just you wait 'til I get mullet"

>_> seriously.

[Lance]

Suggestion to the Queen: watch out for Elvii.

[britta]

A tall cook says in Teanga, "They send coarse flour for the other kitchen; I can certainly understand that."

You tell a tall cook in Teanga, "let them eat cake?"
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A tall cook says in Teanga, "Of course."
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[Rebecca]

OOC -- Priam says, "They need to get the Inquisition red bellcloaks and red brimmed hats."
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OOC -- Priam says, "Viceran jumps inwardly, ''No one expects the Marrachian Inquisition!'' "

[Steve-O]

Fetch... the comfy chair!

[Neerie]

A burly male servant kneels in front of a teak bookshelf.

A burly male servant whistles busily to himself.

A burly male servant firmly presses his brass nail into a teak bookshelf.

A burly male servant takes a toy hammer from his russet pouch.

A burly male servant hits his brass nail with his toy hammer.

A burly male servant's toy hammer gives a loud SQUEAK!

A burly male servant blinks startledly.

You chuckle.

A burly male servant suspiciously eyes his toy hammer in Teanga, "hmm, now how did that get in there?"

Martina smiles at a burly male servant's toy hammer.

A burly male servant puts his toy hammer in his russet pouch.

A burly male servant takes an old rusted hammer from his russet pouch.

A burly male servant brandishes his old rusted hammer properly in Teanga, "ahah!"

A burly male servant smartly taps his brass nail with his old rusted hammer.


I think I will steal his hammer.

[Age]

Kyle congratulates Gabriela, "Wow, congratulations... you can get all sorts of nifty things now ... like satin underwear."

Go Kyle. *Laugh*

[Age]

Kyle begins to examine Ageelia's white horsehair judicial wig.
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Kyle begins to examine Ageelia's black judicial robe.
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Kyle considers.
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OOC -- Kyle says, "is judicial a new fabric? made from judges?"
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OOC -- You say, "*laugh*"

Kyle makes my day.

[Aiandoran]

You explain, "I'd remove their hands so they couldn't type anymore."

Real Marrach fans would then learn to type with their legs, mwa

[SG Anaya]

> You say, "I know a lot of people I'd like to surgically remove the hands of."
> You explain, "I'd remove their hands so they couldn't type anymore."
> StoryGuide Dumah says, "Too much effort."
> StoryGuide Dumah says, "A baseball bat to the head is much faster."
> StoryGuide Dumah says, "And it solves the problem of their existence nicely."
> You grin at StoryGuide Dumah.


Just kidding!

[Aiandoran]

*tisk* trying to hide evidence :P

[Rebecca]

Mattheus asks Lance, "Ser, would you know where I could get myself a sword? I want to kill people."
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You blink at Mattheus.
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Lance slowly exhales at his firm mouth, "Well..."
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Lance admits, "..I do appreciate your honesty."
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You grin at Lance.

[Aiandoran]

Mattheus again

Watchman Diantos mumbles lowly to you, "Please don't make
me head-butt you again."

Watchman Diantos feels his forehead sorely.
> You head-butt Watchman Diantos instead.