Funny Moments Of Marrach

[Lance]

Elvii lovingly hugs her metal lance.

Some random duelist tries to wield you. This requires your consent. Type "allow some random duelist or "deny some random duelist ".

And so on...

[Lance]

> You begin to enter the door.
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A short passage running north-south. There is a door at the north end and a door on each side of the passageway. The south end opens onto a courtyard.

You and Alana are standing near the east door. A small hound is standing near the south doorway.

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Alana giggles at you.
> You move from the east door to the south doorway.
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OOC - Alana loses her connection.
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You pet a small hound, "Awwww."
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A small hound sniffs aloofly.
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A small hound swings his tail at Alana.

[Dolph]

I love the belated movements of the cute little hound

[Tami]

[OOC Page] from Arkhambel: "Random Bonk *Bonks you with his Almighty Bonk Stick of Bonkage*"

Strange?

[Briseis]

> [OOC Page] to Gunn: "woo. So what does it depend on? "
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[OOC Page] from Gunn: "Sexual favors mostly, but I'm willing to negotiate."
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A short courier groans in Teanga, "Ens shieisc I emhedt rathe phieingesc orl phoan bhuthuiamh airdeonn eurl?"
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[OOC Page] from Gunn: "Hehe. Just kidding."
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> [OOC Page] to Gunn: "you had to say that while my mom was reading over my shoulder, right..?"
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[OOC Page] from Gunn: "Inappropriateness, it's really quite an art. Not everyone is cracked up for it."


DAMMIT.

[CaliCali]

It has recently been announced that Her Majesty is dropping by..

OOC -- Grahm says, "Screw the queen, I'm gonna watch football!!!"
OOC - Grahm loses his connection.

[Haika]

Queen Vivienne moves from the green bronze arch at the stair landing to Mune.
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Queen Vivienne turns Mune's hooded deep blue eyes searchingly to Salain.
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OOC -- Queen Vivienne says, "ack"
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OOC -- Santilius says, "heh"
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Queen Vivienne turns her piercing icy blue eyes searchingly to Salain.
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OOC -- Mune says, "i feel.. honored and slightly violated"

The queen's new, 'hands on' approach.

[Adayne]

Lady Charmiam holds the hem of the ivory velveteen long-sleeved gown and the full, trailing skirts of a emerald challis fur-trimmed sleeveless surcoat backwardly.
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Meynard nods.
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Lady Charmiam curtsies to the Outer Bailey courtyard.
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Tinne curtsies to Lady Charmiam.
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Lady Charmiam moves away from the north passageway.
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A handsome courier mutters in Teanga, "Show it to them."

> You glance at a handsome courier.
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Dolph blinks at a handsome courier.

Lady Charmiam frowns at a handsome courier in Teanga, "I will do no such thing."

Meynard raises his bushy eyebrow at you, "He wishes to see the Lady's breasts?"

Lady Charmiam automatically covers her decolletage.
Lady Charmiam glances at Meynard.
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Celene covers her heart-shaped mouth with her dainty hand delicately.
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Celene giggles softly.
> You choke slightly, "i.. he.. no.."
You hide your bright honey brown eyes speechlessly.

A handsome courier declares in Teanga, "Just when I think we've figured out where everyone is staying, they move again."
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Lady Charmiam inhales.
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Lady Charmiam moves from the staircases along the eastern wall to the stair landing.
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Lady Charmiam stands up on the stair landing.
> You tell a handsome courier simply, "you don't need to know where people are going if all your in for is a peep show."
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A handsome courier says in Teanga, "Of course."
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Lady Charmiam dignifiedly smoothes her seven garments.

[Alana]

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Santilius hugs his chirurgy kit possessively.
> grin
You grin.
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Finna arrives through the east marble archway.
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Finna curtsies gracefully.
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Finna moves from the east marble archway to the doorway under the steps.
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Finna leaves through the doorway under the steps.
> ask aloria"or do you have something which can ease it a little ?
You ask Aloria, "or do you have something which can ease it a little ?"
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Santilius pets his chirurgy kit obsessively, "ooc: My precccccciouuusssss."
> ooc"ROFLMAO
OOC -- You say, "ROFLMAO"
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A young page boy moves from the doorway under the steps to the main gate.
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Aloria pokes Santilius' almond-shaped grey eye.
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Aloria says, "ooc."
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A young page boy moves from the main gate to the northeast door.
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A young page boy leaves through the northeast door.
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A young page boy arrives through the northeast door.
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Santilius eyes Valora and Aloria evilly, "ooc: TRISKY HOBBITSES! THEY STOLES IT FROM US!"

[Carrie!]

OOC -- Sir Lorenz says, "OW!! You hit me!!!"
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OOC -- Diana says, "Coward."
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OOC -- Diana says, ""
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OOC -- Sir Lorenz says, "I'm gonna tell my mommy!!!"
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OOC -- Diana says, "LOL!"
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Sir Lorenz moves from the liquor cabinet to the north double door.
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Sir Lorenz leaves through the north double door.
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Elsie arrives through the north double door.
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Elsie glances searchingly.
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Sir Lorenz arrives through the north double door.


I took out a line or two...

[Lyds]

So that's why I got: OOC -- Faith/Diana says, "LOL!!!" repeatedly !

[Mune]

What the watch and Inquistion didn't want you to see ^_^

:all of this is ooc and edited for not needed stuff:

Watchman Sagremor rolls a bunch of herbs addictively.
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Watchman Sagremor puffs on a bunch of herbs euphorically.
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Janwin states incoherently, "Hey, man...... Pass the joint, man....."
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Watchman Sagremor exhales lengthily.
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Watchman Sagremor puffs on a bunch of herbs again.
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Watchman Sagremor grins helplessly at Janwin, "WEEEE!!!"
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Janwin grins at Watchman Sagremor, "WEEEE! Let's go to the Inner! I gots da munchies!"
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Janwin rumbles at his belly.
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Watchman Raulison names Watchman Sagremor, "CHAPPELLE."
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Watchman Sagremor blinks incoherently, "I don really think I can go there.... Maybe I gives a lil' puff to da guards though, and they lemme in."
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Watchman Sagremor puffs on a bunch of herbs again.
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Janwin nods, "Dey's coo, man."
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Janwin giggles, "Coo."
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Watchman Sagremor giggles responsively.
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> You say, "puff puff give."

Janwin says, "Sound like a frickin' bird."
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Janwin giggles.

You shift your hooded deep blue eyes.
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A young page boy frowns.
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Janwin glances at a young page boy.

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Janwin gestures to a young page boy, "He wants it!"
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A young page boy replies, "Onn, treaeurl einnurd irdeirlaisr imbembarrund phoan bhuthuiamh ist!"
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Watchman Raulison nods, "Contact

Watchman Sagremor holds a bunch of herbs carefully.
Watchman Sagremor puffs on a bunch of herbs.
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Watchman Sagremor glances randomly.
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Watchman Raulison smirks at Janwin, "It'll burn him in a minute."

>Janwin says, "Hey, man! Half of dat was my money! Don't toke it all, man!"
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You slink to Watchman Sagremor.

> You puff a bunch of herbs.

> You cough.
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Janwin ponders.
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Watchman Sagremor presses a bunch of herbs to your hooded deep blue eye.
Watchman Sagremor extinguishes a bunch of herbs.
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Janwin puffs you.
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Watchman Raulison smirks at you, "Rookie."
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Janwin giggles.
> You giggle also.
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Janwin grins at you, "She's a rookie!"
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Janwin ponders.

A young page boy leaves through the north door.
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Janwin giggles, "And a wookie!"
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Watchman Sagremor giggles helplessly.
> You pout, "I thought I was a cookie.."
> You giggle also.
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Janwin says, "We need to go get those.....those......"
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Janwin gazes aimlessly.
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Janwin appears to be forgetful.
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Watchman Raulison snickers.
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Watchman Sagremor sniggers also.
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Watchman Sagremor points at Janwin.
Watchman Sagremor sniggers uncontrollably.
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Janwin states suddenly, "PIE!"
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Janwin raises his finger also.
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Watchman Sagremor blinks loosely at Janwin.
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Watchman Sagremor peers at Janwin.
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Watchman Sagremor puffs a bunch of herbs instead.
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Janwin ponders.
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Janwin says, "Ah, yeah, I remember now, man!"
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Janwin says, "We gots ta get those ball music-player dudes and get them to play.....Phish for us, man!"
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Watchman Sagremor waves airily, "I's off ta me room then. Bye byes!"
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Watchman Sagremor giggles loudly.
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Janwin tells Watchman Sagremor, "Leave the grass, man."
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Watchman Sagremor skips westwardly.
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Janwin giggles.
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Janwin says, "Ass, grass...."
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Watchman Sagremor puffs a bunch of herbs deeply.
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Janwin giggles.
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[Zeakk]

Good Lord! Kids these days...


-Zeakk

[Sagremor]

heh heh heh

*giggles helplessly*

*eyeshift*

[Janwin]

I swear! I'm innocent! *puff puff* *passes joint along*