Funny Moments Of Marrach

[Annett]

You find Myrddin's words well-timedly, "Well, guess what?"

Myrddin blinks unsurely at your words in Northern, "I dislike, ah, guessing. I like to, ah, make conclusions from, ah, facts presented."

Oh, Myrddin.

[Tristana]

Originally Posted by Annett

You find Myrddin's words well-timedly, "Well, guess what?"

Myrddin blinks unsurely at your words in Northern, "I dislike, ah, guessing. I like to, ah, make conclusions from, ah, facts presented."

Oh, Myrddin.

LOL <3 Myrddin

[Tamora]

Isaria inclines her head thoughtfully to you in Northern, "Nor have I ever been engaged...."
A small hound bounces pleasedly near Isaria.
You eye a small hound in Northern, "Are you offering?"
Isaria laughs softly at a small hound and you.
A small hound barks at Isaria in answer.
Isaria smiles at a small hound in Northern, "You are one of the most loyal of all men, aren't you Elmer?"

[Harabec]

Adayne calls to the ornate western door, "The Balance won't hold if you fornicate in the Chapel. Just saying."
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You hear a man calling "Thank you, First Acolyte." in Northern from the ornate western door.
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Adayne calls, "You're welcome. If you DO fornicate in the chapel, I suggest you bend her over and go from behind. It's a suitably submissive position."

[Heulyn]

I go afk for a minute...

Dryden arrives through a cobblestone path leading to the east.
Dryden pausingly spies you.
You allow Dryden to wander Heulyn.
Dryden moves from a cobblestone path leading to the east to Heulyn.
Dryden wanders to you.
Dryden familiarly nudges you.
High above, the overcast clouds drift silently onward, sprinkling a blanket of snow onto everything beneath.
Dryden eyes your face unresponsively.
Dryden lifts his slender right hand.
Tristana arrives through a cobblestone path leading to the east.
Dryden prods your small nose with his finger.
Tristana curtsies passingly, "Pardons."
Tristana moves from a cobblestone path leading to the east to the massive west trellis.
Tristana leaves through the massive west trellis.
Tristana arrives through the massive west trellis.
Tristana moves from the massive west trellis to a cobblestone path leading to the east.
Dryden honks your small nose now in Northern, "Honkahonka."

[Arian]

I had no idea we can honk now. Is goose next?

[Aratan]

Originally Posted by Arian

I had no idea we can honk now. Is goose next?

> @verb goose
Verb matches for 'goose':
+-------+-------+-------+-------+
| goose |       |       |       |
+-------+-------+-------+-------+
Total matches: 1

[Stacy]

"Originally Posted by Arian View Post
I had no idea we can honk now. Is goose next?"

... Oh.

Oh My.

Okay, this was OOC to discover the verb "goose." That being said...

Aloria gooses herself.

Skip ahead skip ahead... Diana and Voltamir duking it out, skip ahead...

You duck Voltamir in Northern, "Duck..."

You duck Aloria.

You say in Northern, "Duck....."

You duck yourself in Northern, "Duck..."

Voltamir allows you to goose him.

You move from the wooden floor to Voltamir.

You goose Voltamir in Northern, "Goose!"

You cough.

...

But according to the definition Aloria found (on the urban dictionary of course), Goose, as a verb means:

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

"What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!"

... you may resume your normal goosing--I mean gaming.

[Gabriela]

You suddenly reach for Dolph's sides.

You attack Dolph's sides ticklishly.

Dolph squirms laughingly.

Dolph tickles your right side vengefully.

You squeal loudly, "Ee!"

You tickle Dolph harder.

Dolph jumps helplessly, "Ahh!"

Dolph tickles you roughly.

You laugh helplessly, "Eee! Stooooop."

You squirm violently.

Dolph tickles you mercilessly.

Dolph laughs more, "Not gonna stop!"

Dolph tickles you all-over.

You struggle with your breath laughingly, "Oooh!"

Dolph stops his fingers finally, "Ok.. ok i'll stop before you wee yourself."

You pant breathlessly.

You strangely hear Dolph, "Wee?"

You correct Dolph mildly, "The correct term is tinkle."

Dolph grins at you.

Dolph accuses you playfully, "You totally almost tinkled."

You flush your apple cheeks heavily.

[Dolph]

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume uninvitedly strides in through a heavy oak door.

Ezraella widens her silver-speckled emerald eyes at a heavy oak door.
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You blink.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume recites, "Why do hippos."
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You gaze at a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume, "What in the..."

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume adds, "Suddenly appear."

Ezraella laughs amusedly at a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume.
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A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume turns to Ezraella, "Everytime you are near?"

Gabriela arrives through a heavy oak door.

Kalare widens her vivid turquoise-blue eyes laughingly.
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You begin to examine a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume, made of supple dove-grey suede and overly stuffed to a rotund shape. She is wearing a decadent hippo costume.
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You laugh hilariously.

Gabriela slowly inches from a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume gushes to Ezraella, "Just like me, they long to be..."

Gabriela scarily finds a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume concludes to Ezraella singingly, "Close to youuuuuu."

Kalare covers her full mouth laughingly.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume adds, "And now, a dance!"

Ezraella giggles at a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume, "Oh my!"

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume moves from a heavy oak door to Ezraella.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume dances arm in arm with Ezraella comically.

Ezraella waves her slender right hand before her face, "How you do flattah me."

Gabriela moves from a heavy oak door to a faux ivory framed mirror.

Gabriela probably stumbles over a faux ivory framed mirror.

Ezraella drops her melodious voice differently.

You eye Gabriela curiously, "You alright over there?"

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume raises her right fist, "Oi!"

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume conclusively cartwheels toward a heavy oak door.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume moves from Ezraella to a heavy oak door.

Kalare still laughs.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume leaves through a heavy oak door.

[Epenyne]

Originally Posted by Dolph

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume uninvitedly strides in through a heavy oak door.

Ezraella widens her silver-speckled emerald eyes at a heavy oak door.
>
You blink.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume recites, "Why do hippos."
>
You gaze at a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume, "What in the..."

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume adds, "Suddenly appear."

Ezraella laughs amusedly at a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume.
>
A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume turns to Ezraella, "Everytime you are near?"

Gabriela arrives through a heavy oak door.

Kalare widens her vivid turquoise-blue eyes laughingly.
>
You begin to examine a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume, made of supple dove-grey suede and overly stuffed to a rotund shape. She is wearing a decadent hippo costume.
>
You laugh hilariously.

Gabriela slowly inches from a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume gushes to Ezraella, "Just like me, they long to be..."

Gabriela scarily finds a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume concludes to Ezraella singingly, "Close to youuuuuu."

Kalare covers her full mouth laughingly.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume adds, "And now, a dance!"

Ezraella giggles at a woman wearing a decadent hippo costume, "Oh my!"

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume moves from a heavy oak door to Ezraella.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume dances arm in arm with Ezraella comically.

Ezraella waves her slender right hand before her face, "How you do flattah me."

Gabriela moves from a heavy oak door to a faux ivory framed mirror.

Gabriela probably stumbles over a faux ivory framed mirror.

Ezraella drops her melodious voice differently.

You eye Gabriela curiously, "You alright over there?"

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume raises her right fist, "Oi!"

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume conclusively cartwheels toward a heavy oak door.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume moves from Ezraella to a heavy oak door.

Kalare still laughs.

A woman wearing a decadent hippo costume leaves through a heavy oak door.

>_> Next time I take a break from the game, and someone asks me 'Why?" I'm going to copy and paste them this post.

[Ezraella]

Lol, oh lighten up. Let some of us enjoy moments of random silliness.

[Dolph]

Originally Posted by Ezraella

Lol, oh lighten up. Let some of us enjoy moments of random silliness.

Agreed That was absolutely amazing!

[Anton]

Originally Posted by Dolph

Agreed That was absolutely amazing!

Well haters are always going to hate

[Etaine]

Well, everyone finds different things to be amusing, but I don't think that not finding something like a "hippo" singing a Carpenter's song as being amazing, funny or particularly thematic is being a hater.