Funny Moments Of Marrach

[britta]

OOC -- Ladine says, "*falls over* mY MOM IS LISTENING TO SPICEGIRLS"

[Mairead]

Having been present for both the Triffle climbing Ryot, and Ryot's missing my.... I have to say I was too busy laughing RL to even react IC.... Cause they happened about 5 mins apart....

[Angelita]

In a flash of insight, the presence of a newly-Awakened guest in the Castle makes itself known. You instinctively focus your attention, and an unfamiliar name arises in your consciousness: ______

Then...

Maurize gazes distractedly.

Maurize touches his rosette.

Maurize mumbles, "Someone just read a crappy poem..."

[Kyle]

come on britta... we want you to post it...

Quote: get off the killer please.

[Yaoi]

--britta wants a character enchancement.. she's thinking boobs, legs or lips.. she asked for leg adjective when kyramor walks in and suggests:

OOC -- Kyramor saya, "Bouyant"

OOC -- You say, "Sensuous , Seductive , Bouncy , Flabby , Tight..."

OOC -- Britta says to Kyramor, "for legs??"

OOC -- Kyramor says, "lol"

OOC -- Britta says, "I'm still leaning to lips"

OOC -- Kyramor says, "*grin* I guess that wouldn't work"

OOC -- You say, "got it: Da Bomb... Britta's Da Bomb Legs"

Britta thwaps Kyramor, "ooc."

OOC -- You say, "Britta's calogen enchanced lips ?"

OOC -- You say, "Britta's Angelina Jolie Lips"
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OOC -- Britta says, "Britta adjusts her oversized breasts"

Kyramor rolls his owlish brown eyes, "ooc."

OOC -- Kyramor says, "Do it!"

OOC -- Kyramor says, "I'm sure some people wouldn't mind"

OOC -- Britta says, "She is delicte!"

OOC -- Britta says, "delicate"

OOC -- You say, "Britta's madonna boobs."
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OOC -- Britta says, "can't be past a c cup..for crying out loud..i was leaning to perky"
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OOC -- Kyramor says, "perky would work"

OOC -- Britta says, "ripe! lmao"
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OOC -- Britta says, "*makes note not to drink in the afternoon again*"
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OOC -- Kyramor says, "WHy am I even allowed in this conversation?"

OOC -- You say, "Madonna , Perky, Pert , Cheerful , cheerleader , Peppy , Preppy , Bouncy"
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OOC -- Britta says, "Because i need to know!"
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OOC -- Kyramor says, "Bouncy would work too"
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OOC -- Britta says, "cheerleader breasts?? what is a cheerleader breasts ?

OOC -- You say, "Think blond bimbo"

OOC -- You say, "Cheerleader ... nice and round fit perfectly in you hand.. just the right size.."

OOC -- You say, "great to fondle"
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OOC -- Britta says, "Britta is the general misunderstood blond bombshell"

OOC -- Kyramor says, "You could just use perfect in and of itself"

OOC -- Britta says to you, "like you;'d know!"

OOC -- You say, "Hey I've fondled a few cheerleaders in my time.."
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OOC -- Britta says, "*runs to post that*"

OOC -- You say, "thy were all male cheerleaders with great pecks.. but sitll"
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OOC -- Kyramor says, "Magnificent?"
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OOC -- Kyramor says, "rotfl"
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OOC -- Kyramor says to you, "male cheerleaders with breasts?! Thank the local nuclear plant!"

OOC -- You say, "Britta's Madonna Boobs, Britta's Angelina Jolie Lips, and Britta's Pamela Anderson Legs."

[OOC Page] from Britta: "my computer is acting up..you got to post this..its hilarious"

OOC -- Mayleena says, "Uh....yeah....*decides the courtyard isn't safe anymore*"

OOC -- You say to Kyramor, "grr at you my dear.. they had great pecks.. so shove it."

OOC -- Britta says, "not pamela anderson..she is so dirty..her legs probably have fleas"

OOC -- Gretchan says, "That was an interesting comment to walk in on "

OOC -- Mayleena says to Britta, "LoL"

[britta]

You encourage your breasts, ""
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Retri blinks at you interestedly.
You laugh suddenly.
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Retri says to you, "You are a bad bad girl."

You sigh at Retri, "I know..i know..i swear, reformation is in my resolutions."
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[Sinvy]

OOC -- Kalli logs the idea, "Cock.....and not in the dirty way......like cock your head..to tilt..ect..."
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OOC -- Kalli says, "*needs sleep*"
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OOC -- Dweia says, "YES!"
> OOC -- You say, "......"
> OOC -- You say, "Kalli says cock, Dweia screams Yes."
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OOC -- Dweia says, "Cock. I want cock too. "
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OOC -- Dweia says, "...."
> OOC -- You say, "LMAO"
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OOC -- Dweia says, "WAIT."
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OOC -- Dweia says, "BAD."
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OOC -- Kalli says, "me too!!"
> OOC -- You will be away from your keyboard, "POSTING"
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OOC -- Kalli says, "ROFL PoST IT!"
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Dweia screams mortifiedly, "NO!"
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Dweia faints drastically.

[Zeakk]

Honestly, is that all you girls ever think about?
Cock this, cock that, yeesh.
I ideaed that verb along time ago... Heh, Idea isn't a verb, stupid English.

-Zeakk

[Ildara]

Excerpt from random babblings on MSN:

agaetis byrjun says:
hey, where's veacris?
Adayne says:
:o
Adayne says:
dunno
agaetis byrjun says:
agee ate him
Adayne says:
lmao
Adayne says:
Veacris, it's whats for dinner
agaetis byrjun says:
LMAO
Adayne says:
Veacris, the other white meat.

(hides from Age)

[Bryony]

You hear a man shouting "Hi Bryony!" from the space between the pillars.

You glance at the space between the pillars puzzledly.

> look at it

Two thick pillars divide this section from the main area of the dining hall. You can easily move west through the space between them to get to the main area, where you see:

The Dining Hall: a huge warm room scented of rich meats and savory spices. It extends further to the east beyond two thick pillars.

A water jack is standing on a long wooden bench. A dusky courier is standing near the space between the pillars. A bearded courier is standing near the swinging kitchen door. A liquor bar is standing against the west wall. A quiet female servant is standing behind a liquor bar. Fourteen drinks are standing on a liquor bar.

Zenaida and Danyk are standing near the space between the pillars.


You raise your arched eyebrow slightly, "Why is the courier yelling at me?"

[Kyle]

oh no... sinvy... that's sooo bad... to keep my self from laughing and waking the whole house up Im panting (just exhaling instead of laughing)... gads, then I started to drool because I was gaping at the screen ... I must look like that cartoon wolf who buggs his eyes out at women.

dweia screams 'YES!

Ill never recover.

[Seraphina]

[OOC Page] from Kyle: "Cock. I want cock too..."

[Kyle]

it was a quote! *eyeshift*

[Ildara]

Egads, I'm never going to out-live that one.

I thought I'd share with you all a nice SMS message Mairead's player sent me earlier this evening, which made me start laughing hysterically at work.

It begins: "DONE ANY COCKING LATELY?"

*buries head in sand*

[Elsie]

*pets Jaime's hair fondly*