Funny Moments Of Marrach

[FLAEIB]

A bald guard smiles dreamily in Teanga, "Someday, I'll be the Captain's bethrothed..."

You blink at a bald guard.
Ezraella blinks at a bald guard.

[Gabs]

He's been saying that since Umi's days as Captain, typo in "betrothed" and all. It was even more hilarious back when Lucus and later Corin were Captain.

[Wil]

There was some build up to this that isn't important...

Radorcha vows in Northern, "When I go insane, I think I should want to gather an army of angry pink bunnies."

[Gwenda]

Severin works on Canderous' slightly wounded left shoulder, "Go rest, Junior Apprentice. Get a drink. Enjoy yourself. Find a ser to keep you company."
Severin remarks wryly, "Or a cat."

Ah I laughed.

[Arian]

Reason #482 Why we hate lag:

You admit in Northern, "I am hoping to join the Collegium as a sculptor."

Lady Amoret gasps at you in Northern shockedly, "Oh goodness no."

[O'Breslin]

You wryly suppose about Adriana's words, "Aye, I guess I am that. How go things in the short time since we last spoke, then?"

OOC -- Adriana says, "Nuu! I have to poooooooff :$ Damn."
OOC - Adriana loses her connection.

> l pcs
You see yourself and Katherina.

You blankly suppose to the fire in the hearth, "That well, aye?"
You turn your attention to Katherina instead.

OOC - Katherina loses her connection.

Fail.

[Zyta]

And as a sort of follow up to the previous post:

Kobe peeks at you, "Who is her brother again?"
> You name for Kobe, "Tristan."

OOC - Kobe loses his connection.


Just - Don't - Mention - His - Name...

[Blodwen]

> Theresa is an average, voluptuous woman of creamy complexion with a head of soft strawberry blonde hair, long and worn in tousled waves that have been swept straight back into a carefree bun, adorned with a sprig of flowers. She seems to have a gaudy flaming-red beard upon her face.

---

Theresa plants her soft, glossy lips attemptingly on Heath's sensual lips.
Kalare watches Heath and Theresa.
Theresa inappropriately claims Heath's firm mouth with her soft, glossy lips.
Rikka helplessly snickers at Theresa's words.
Merrynn winces helplessly.
Heath wincingly endures Theresa's soft, glossy lips.
Canderous shivers murmuringly, "Oh thats gross..."
Rikka nearly cackles.

--

Theresa returns her voice to Heath whisperingly, "You had better be careful or my beard and I will come into your room while you sleep, and I will -not- murder you."

--

If anyone wants to post the majority of that, feel free.

[Clarrisa]

Tristan quivers his full lower lip at Mimi, "Fix me."

I LMAO.

[Gabs]

A handsome courier gasps impatiently, in Teanga, "Good enough gossip can get you a good word with Elmer from ser Johnathan."

You eye a handsome courier in Teanga, "How can a courtier that has long retired to his room get you a good word with a DOG for good gossip?"

A handsome courier responds, in Teanga, "That mangy mutt Elmer keeps stealing my pants!"

You unexpectedly hear a handsome courier.

You bark laughingly.

[Clarrisa]

A bald guard scans the area for people wearing mismatched socks.

[Arian]

Prince Bertram regally grunts in Northern, "I see."

Proof that Keyana has undoubtedly rubbed off of Bertram.

[Clarrisa]

Sergeant Crevan checks with Louise idiotically, "And ser Anton is running around even more dead than sera Sabrial?"

[Odjit]

> 22:38 [LocalGame] "Odjit jams to Rock Me Amadeus."
22:39 [LocalGame] "Aeval totally approves."
22:39 [LocalGame] "Geist queues up "99 Luft Baloons" in response."
22:40 [LocalGame|Odjit] ":O"
22:40 [LocalGame] "Aeval searches for some Depeche Mode.."
22:40 [LocalGame|Odjit] "I'll see your Luft Balloons and raise you Like A Virgin."
22:41 [LocalGame] "Geist spins some Right Said Fred dramatically."
22:41 [LocalGame] "Aeval lols, "I was listening to the Glee version of that earlier. My niece thought I was very old to have had that record album when it came out <.<"
22:43 [LocalGame|Odjit] "Are you Too Sexy to ... Safety Dance?"
22:43 [LocalGame] "Geist snaps back with some Wang Chung Tonight."
22:44 [LocalGame|Odjit] "We might just have to have a White Wedding at this rate."
22:44 [LocalGame|Geist] "As long as its held in Funkytown."
22:46 [LocalGame|Odjit] "Funkytown? You really know how to Take My Breath Away."
22:46 [LocalGame|Geist] "Oh, sure, now you've got me Turning Japanese now..."
22:46 [LocalGame|Svava] "Kung Fu fighting"
> 22:47 [LocalGame|Odjit] "You can be Japanese, just Don't You Forget About Me when you see all those dainty little locals."
22:47 [LocalGame] "Geist Whip's It to keep the contenders at bay..."
22:47 [LocalGame|Svava] "and Don't Stop Believin'?"
22:48 [LocalGame|Skelly] "Ah ha! An 80's song game. I noticed neither of you wanted to Take on Me."
22:48 [LocalGame] "Geist sticks Skelly in the Double Dutch Bus and sends her on her way"
22:48 [LocalGame|Svava] "Skelly, baby, Send Me an Angel"
22:49 [LocalGame|Skelly] "A bus? These Boots were Made for Walking."
> 22:49 [LocalGame|Odjit] "We might not want to mess with a Centerfold."
22:50 [LocalGame|Geist] "Oooh... 1966... that just gives me some Tainted Love."
22:50 [LocalGame|Svava] "I'll Rock You Like a Hurricane?"
22:50 [LocalGame|Odjit] "Rowr, you can all Call Me at this rate."
22:51 [LocalGame|Svava] "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun "
22:51 [LocalGame|Geist] "Perhaps, but I Know There's Something Going On, so you can't fool me..."
22:51 [LocalGame|Aeval] "But I'm Just a Girl"
22:51 [LocalGame|Skelly] "Don't lie, when she doesn't call it's a Total Eclipse of the Heart."
22:51 [LocalGame|Aeval] "But what if there is Two of Hearts?"
22:52 [LocalGame|Skelly] "Then he should Beat It."
22:52 [LocalGame|Geist] "I hear you Know What the Boys Like."
22:52 [LocalGame|Skelly] "They like Red Red Wine"
22:52 [LocalGame|Geist] "Do what you like, I'll be over here listening to my Mexican Radio."
22:52 [LocalGame|Odjit] "I and going to Electric Avenue."
22:52 [LocalGame|Svava] "And I Wear My Sunglasses at Night"
22:53 [LocalGame|Skelly] "I went there Odjit. I Walked like an Egyptian."
22:53 [LocalGame|Odjit] "Definitely in Africa then."
22:53 [LocalGame|Geist] "Mickey thinks its Just a Fantasy that she's Puttin' On The Ritz."
> 22:54 [LocalGame|Odjit] "Mr. Roboto over there is upping the stakes."
22:55 [LocalGame|Skelly] "Just like that One Night in Bangkok"
22:55 [LocalGame|Svava] "That happened back in the Summer of '69."
> 22:55 [LocalGame|Odjit] "We really should go Down Under next time."
22:56 [LocalGame|Geist] "Oh, She Blinded Me With Science, Der Kommissar."
22:56 [LocalGame|Skelly] "With your Little China Girl?"
22:56 [LocalGame|Aeval] "I prefer my Magic Man to that Little China Girl."
22:57 [LocalGame|Skelly] "I'm just glad Billie Jean isn't your lover anymore. Even if she was your Brown Eyed Girl."
> 22:57 [LocalGame|Odjit] "I told you Time After Time you should be Dancing in the Dark and you wouldn't get blinded."
22:57 [LocalGame|Aeval] "But I was Dancing With Myself."
22:57 [LocalGame|Skelly] "Aeval, when I think about that I touch Myself."
> 22:57 [LocalGame|Odjit] "Uptown Girls."
22:57 [LocalGame|Svava] "When Skelly thinks about Aeval, She Bops."
22:58 [LocalGame|Skelly] "Like a Little Ole Lady from Pasadena."
22:58 [LocalGame|Skelly] "Might be wrong on that last then I lost. So If This Is It? Please let me know."
22:59 [LocalGame|Odjit] "We should have called Ghostbusters on her."
22:59 [LocalGame|Svava] "but She Works Hard for the Money"
> 23:00 [LocalGame|Odjit] "She'd have to, she has Eyes Without a Face."
23:00 [LocalGame|Aeval] "Which makes her have Hungry Eyes."
> 23:01 [LocalGame|Odjit] "C'est La Vie."
> 23:03 [LocalGame|Odjit] "I am so posting this. Unless anyone objects - just Don't Keep Me Hanging On."
23:03 [LocalGame|Svava] "Is This the World We Created... ?"
23:04 [LocalGame] "Aeval sighs, "I'm Down to One Last Breath."
23:04 [LocalGame|Skelly] "We didn't start the fire..."
> 23:05 [LocalGame|Odjit] "If this keeps up How Will I Know if I can post or not?"
23:06 [LocalGame|Aeval] "It's Like a Prayer."
> 23:07 [LocalGame|Odjit] "Girl You Know It's True, I'm keeping the Faith."
23:07 [LocalGame|Svava] "It's ok Odjit, whether you post it or not, I'm Still Loving You"
> 23:08 [LocalGame|Odjit] "We've Got a Groovy Kind of Love."

[Rah-Rah]

You people are way too good at that.