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Old 07-19-2005, 07:54 PM
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A seamstress says, in Teanga, "If someone asks me for another hooded cloak, I'm going to sew their lips shut and their fingers together. I'm not the brood mare of cloaks!"
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Old 07-22-2005, 11:45 AM
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[OOC Page] from Fezwin: "We have a new awoken named Garethon... I picture a giant radioactive Gareth rampaging through the Outer."
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:10 PM
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[OOC Page] from Fezwin: "We have a new awoken named Garethon... I picture a giant radioactive Gareth rampaging through the Outer."

The interesting thing is, such an event would attract so many players on line that the resulting lag would cause us to basically speak out of sinc just like in the old Godzilla movies.......

<.<.........>.>.....


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Old 07-22-2005, 02:11 PM
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I was joking with Diedra that perhaps we could put her in a short skirt, so she could sing telepathic songs to calm him down from his rampage.

Now we have to come up with the plots (or at least the titles of the sequels)

Garethon
Garethon vs Mech-Garethon
Garethon vs the Nuclear Winter
King of the Outer- Garethon Returns

Anyway, that was a funny new awoken name.
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Old 07-22-2005, 02:36 PM
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Let us not forget the classic:

"Garethon versus the Snow Monster"

And there was the one with a baby Gojira played by dwarven Pete.
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Old 07-22-2005, 11:18 PM
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Cute little scene with the very quirky Catrina . Things getting said at the same time made it a good laugh.

----I come back from afk, scroll up a couple of lines and saw her leave and come back in-----

> A black rat scurries out the northwest door.
> Catrina points to the northwest door, "There!"
> Catrina moves from the double door to the south to the northwest door.
> Catrina leaves through the northwest door.
> Catrina arrives through the northwest door.
> Catrina nods satisfiedly.
> Catrina curtsies politely.
> You bow belatedly to Catrina.
> You flick your sharp dark grey eyes to the northwest door.
> You ask Catrina straightforwardly, "Ye kill et?"
> Catrina gasps horrifiedly at you, "Most certainly not!!!"
> Catrina mentions slightly, "I was merely saying hello."
> You nearly grin at Catrina.
> Riona arrives through the double door to the south.
> You maintain your face barely.
> A black rat scurries in the northwest door.
> Catrina gestures obviously, "Catching up with things!"
> Riona curtsies politely to the dining hall.
> You bow to Riona.
> Catrina waves to Riona politely.
> You nod slowly to Catrina, "Och now, Oi see whit ye meanin' lass."
> You jestingly ask Catrina, "Did ye name it?"
> Catrina coos to a black rat amiably, "What a nasty thing to say to you Kingsly."
> You hear Catrina simultaneously.
> You burst laughingly.
> Riona moves from the double door to the south to a long wooden bench.
> Riona walks to a long wooden bench.
> Catrina turns her deep-set honey brown eyes to you, "~i~ Do not name -it-"
> Riona sits down on a long wooden bench.
> Riona crosses her legs smoothly.
> You cough grinningly.
> You clear your throat loudly.
> Riona grins helplessly at you.
> You nod tearfully to Catrina, "Aye, Oi'm shure ye dinna."
> Catrina gasps at you, "How rude!"
> Catrina mentions also, "-He- TELLS me! his! name!"
> You ask Catrina helplessly, "'e done tole ye his name, aye?"
> You sputter laughingly.
> Catrina pouts.
> Catrina pets a black rat.
> A black rat runs from the touch of Catrina.
> Catrina giggles, "Tag!"
> Catrina pets a black rat, "Tag!"
> You grin undauntedly at Catrina, "Och lass, Oi'm jus' funnin' wit ye a wee bit. Ye 'ave ta admit thet thar be a might strange pet ta take a likin' to."
> You warn Catrina also, "'n nae all 'o thaim are nice fellers, loike thet one seem ta be."
> Catrina mentions to you proudly, "My gift is that i may converse with Animals. I love them all."
> Heulyn smiles at Catrina and you amusedly.
> Catrina mentions obviously, "The ones in the war drank the potion of bitterness spilyt in the dungeons so they may hardly be blamed..."
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:48 PM
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Oh no! We've been locked in by Adayne! With a man-eating shadow!

The above is brought to you by courtesy of Faith Love Connections, led by matchmaker extraordinarie Adayne.
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:26 AM
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Adayne smirks at you.
You smirk at Adayne more.
Adayne competitively smirks at you.
You smirk broadly.
Adayne smirkingly smirks at you.
You blink.
Carella blinks too.
You smirk smirkingly.
Adayne smirks at you better.
You smirk at Adayne superiorily.
Adayne dominantly smirks at you.
You overwhelmingly smirk at Adayne.
You quirk your heavy eyebrow also.
Adayne cocks her arched eyebrow higher.
Adayne smirks at you bullheadedly.
You smirk at Adayne tenaciously.
Carella grins at Adayne.
Adayne maliciously smirks at you.
You smirk at Adayne sadistically.
Adayne leans closer to you.
Adayne domineeringly smirks at you.
You press your long nose to Adayne's pert nose.
You smirk at Adayne masterfully.
Adayne lecherously smirks at you.
Adayne squints at you also.
You narrow your lupine grey eyes followingly.
You smirk at Adayne determinedly.
Adayne skillfully smirks at you.
Adayne leans further into your face.
You feel your long nose crushedly.
You rest your forehead on Adayne's smooth forehead.
You smirk at Adayne gratuitously.
Adayne blasphemously smirks at you.
Adayne murmurs lowly to you, "I can't even see your mouth anymore."
Adayne keeps her full mouth smirkingly.
You stare at Adayne's lustrous honey hued eyes.
You admit, "Me either."
You smirk eerily at Adayne.
Adayne eyeballs you anyway.
Adayne kookily smirks at you.
You narrow your lupine grey left eye mostly.
You smirk heroically.
You ask Carella aside, "Who is winning?"
You smirk still.
Carella alternatingly peers at you and Adayne, "It's hard to tell, you both look equally ridiculous."
Adayne squints at you increasingly.
Adayne villainously smirks at you.
You present your lupine grey eyes narrowly.
You smirk at Adayne twistedly.
Adayne forms her lustrous honey hued eyes cuttingly.
Adayne insidiously smirks at you.
You lift your finger hiddenly.
You smirk at Adayne ferociously.
You inch your finger to Adayne's pouting lower lip.
Adayne inhales subtly.
Adayne flops her tongue out.
Adayne exhales suddenly, "Pfffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!!!!"
Adayne flaps her tongue spastically.
You poke at Adayne's tongue instantly.
Adayne bites your fingertip harmlessly.
You poke at Adayne's tongue repetitively.
You wipe your face cleanly.
Adayne growls at your finger playfully, "Grrr."
You smirk, "I win."
Adayne puffs her fine cheeks, "Hmph."
You tug at your finger.
Adayne opens her full mouth.
Adayne releases your finger.
Adayne suddenly draws her tongue over your chiseled right cheek.
Adayne licks your tanned skin.
You insert your finger into Adayne's full mouth.
Adayne cackles.
You hook your finger into Adayne's fine right cheek.
Adayne gags barely.
Adayne wraps her pouting lips around your finger promptly.
You wipe your chiseled right cheek again.
You tug on Adayne's fine right cheek sillily.
Adayne gnaws barely on your finger.
Adayne contorts her face ludicrously.
You laugh then.
You retract your finger.
You glance to black leather gauntlets.
Adayne snaps at your finger amusedly.
You reel your finger backward.
You tell Adayne, "Missed."
Carella desperately glances around the outer room.
Adayne whines pathetically.
Carella slides off the bed.
Carella moves from the bed to the east door.
Carella possibly flees toward the east door.
Carella leaves through the east door.
Adayne snickers.
You extend your thumb to Adayne.
You nod subtly, "Courtly."
Adayne preens her silky raven hair decorously.
You adjust your navy cambric jerkin regally.
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Old 07-27-2005, 08:11 AM
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> A brawny guard raises his spear respectfully.
A tall guard gestures ingratiatingly towards the south double door in Teanga, "Let me hold that for you."
Sir Vestio leaves through the south double door.
> A brawny guard mutters grumpily to himself in Teanga, "Bunch of misfits, the lot of them."
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Old 07-30-2005, 12:07 PM
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I liked this!

Namida glimpses at Sir Vestio's porcelain tea cup momentarily.

Namida compares with her tea mug.

Namida remains primitive.
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Old 07-30-2005, 12:27 PM
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Heulyn asks you, "Now that I'm not falling over from exhaustion, did you want to start?"

You glimpse wonderingly at Heulyn, "Exhausted from what?"

Heulyn tells you, "Staying up too late."

You furrow your thick sky-blue eyebrow slightly, "It's not late yet."

Heulyn tells you, "I was up and down last night."

You blink somewhat at Heulyn's words, "...I see."
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:45 PM
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*not laughing*

Take that, Marrach!
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:54 PM
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*Seriously edited for amusement*

You ask Helena now, "Who do you honestly think, other than those I'm already close to, like you sis, would even begin to spend more than a few ticks with me unless they had to."
>
You nudge Helena back, "Heh."

Helena laughs heartily at you, "I love you and am biased true, but the sera's here cannot be blind."

Helena shakes her head at you, "They are if they do not want to spend time with you."

You mention to Helena amusedly, "We should get an outside opinion."

Helena gazes at Finna.

You turn your owlish deep emerald eyes to Finna also.

Finna yawns.

Finna snuggles Helena's right shoulder.

Helena prompts Finna, ""

Helena smirks at you, "If ye wern't my brother and I was not with Dann, chase ys everywhere."

Finna blinks.

Finna glances at Helena, "What?"

You smile at Helena now, "Thats a lot of 'ifs' sis."

Finna turns her mysterious violet eye and silver eye to you, "Oh I would spend time with you....yea."

Helena grins at Finna, "Tell volt that the Sera's are stupid not to notice him."

Peraine arrives through the white marble arch.

> You cross your arms, "Bah."

Finna peeks at Helena, "Really?"

Peraine leaves through the white marble arch.

Peraine arrives through the white marble arch.

Helena grins at you amusedly.

Peraine curtsies deeply to Finna, Helena and you.

Finna clears her throat, "I mean.....err really."

Helena bows to Peraine.

Finna smiles at you.

You grin at Finna, "No need not to be anything but honest. I can assure you I am big enough and ugly enough to take critisism..."

Helena winks at Finna, "We must do something about it spread the work he is single and cute."
You allow Finna to hug Voltamir.

Finna moves from Helena to Voltamir.

Finna hugs you, "You are the most desirable male in the castle."

You murmur, "If I wasn't, Darcy woulda driven me insane moons ago."

Peraine blinks at the Outer Bailey courtyard.

You hug Finna gently.

Peraine blushes meekly.

Peraine moves from the white marble arch to an exotic redwood bench.
Helena scans you slowly.

Peraine tiptoes silently to an exotic redwood bench.

You smile at Finna amusedly, "Now, I'll be sure not to repeat that to Robert."

Peraine sits down on an exotic redwood bench.

Finna says to Peraine, "Dosen't Ser Voltamir her just make you toes curl."

Peraine squeaks surprisedly.

Helena turns her gaze to Peraine also.

Peraine moves from an exotic redwood bench to the white marble arch.

Peraine shifts her large violet eyes to you.

Helena nudges you amusedly.

You rub your head slightly, "...Something tells me I'm going to need a very strong drink after tonight."

Peraine moves from the white marble arch to an exotic redwood bench.

Peraine sits down on an exotic redwood bench.

Peraine clears her throat faintly, "I mean... um..."

Heulyn arrives through the green bronze arch at the stair landing.

Heulyn bows to Peraine, Finna, Helena and you.

Helena bows to Heulyn.

Peraine stands up near an exotic redwood bench.

You appear to be amused.

You bow your head to Heulyn.

Peraine curtsies relievedly to Heulyn.

Heulyn moves from the green bronze arch at the stair landing to the staircases along the eastern wall.

Heulyn descends the staircases along the eastern wall.

Peraine turns her large violet eyes frantically to the cloudy sky.

Helena turns to Heulyn, "What do you think of volti's charms?"

Heulyn asks Helena, "Volti has charms?"

Peraine peeks sideways at you.

Helena sniggers at Heulyn.

Heulyn moves from the staircases along the eastern wall to Helena.

Heulyn steps to Helena.
> You smirk amusedly.

Helena swats Heulyn.

Heulyn skims you.

Heulyn blinks at Helena.

Helena frowns, "One against two for and one undecided."

You simply smile at Helena, "Can't get everyone to agree with you, sis."

Finna smiles at Heulyn, "Come on you know he is good looking."

Helena presents you handsomely, "He is a good spicimen."

Peraine peeps timidly, "He is um... he is um... um... a very handsome ser."

Helena coughs, "specimen."

A chill wind whistles through the high rooftops.

You promptly turn.

Helena cheers, "Three for one against."

Heulyn tells Helena, "I don't know Voltamir."

You shift your owlish deep emerald eyes sidewardly.

Peraine turns her large violet eyes to her toes.

Heulyn peeks at you.

Heulyn skims you consideringly.

Peraine fusses busily with her grey purse.

Heulyn tells you, "Come now, turn around."

Helena moves from Voltamir to the white marble arch.

Peraine opens her grey purse.

Helena nudges Heulyn, "He is a treasure trust me."

Peraine puts her three scrolls in her grey purse.

Peraine closes her grey purse.

You face Heulyn now.

Helena lists, "single handsome intelligent."

Helena nods surely.

You frown at Helena, "Scratch off the last one."

Helena lists again, "single handsome and mildly intelligent."

Heulyn chuckles at Helena.

Helena chortles.

Heulyn steps to you.

You consider.

Heulyn steps around you.

Heulyn considers you seriously.

You nod acceptingly, "I can live with that."

Helena gestures Heulyn to your rump.

Heulyn tells Helena, "I feel like I'm at a butcher's market selecting the best piece of meat."

Helena ducks pre-emptively.
> You tell Helena shockedly, "Sis! You shouldn't even be looking..."

Heulyn lowers her bright blue eyes to your rump.

Heulyn shrugs.
Heulyn tells Helena, "I've seen better."

Cold snowflakes fall gently from the sky.

Helena smirks at you, "Ye may be my brother but I am human."

Helena shrugs unconcernedly.

Helena peeks at Heulyn, "whose?"

You murmur at Finna, "Acolyte... help... she's scaring me now..."

You gesture Helena.

Heulyn grins at Helena, "I was in the guard."

Heulyn moves from Voltamir to the staircases along the eastern wall.

Heulyn steps to the staircases along the eastern wall then, "I'll send you my report later."

Heulyn climbs the staircases along the eastern wall.

Heulyn moves from the staircases along the eastern wall to the green bronze arch at the stair landing.

Heulyn leaves through the green bronze arch at the stair landing.

Yeoman Keyana arrives through the north passageway.

Yeoman Keyana bows smoothly.

Peraine curtsies cordially to Yeoman Keyana.

Yeoman Keyana leaves through the north passageway.

Helena chuckles helplessly.

Helena turns to you, "Me scarey I think not."
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Old 07-30-2005, 09:41 PM
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Sir Vestio playfully brandishes his finger to you in Northern, "Beware, I'm armed."

Sir Vestio mentions in Northern, "And footed, come to think of it. I have all my appendages."

You slap your smooth forehead groaningly.

Sir Vestio grins amusedly at Arian and Heulyn in Northern, "She really does love my sense of humor."

Arian nods dutifully to Sir Vestio in Northern, "I'm sure she does, Good Sir."
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Old 07-31-2005, 12:55 AM
Adayne Adayne is offline
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[OOC Page] from Doctor Ageelia: "You know... whenever I see Adayne being all FA-ish, I wanna sing George Michaels' songs."
[OOC Page] to Doctor Ageelia: "I want your sex too."
[OOC Page] from Doctor Ageelia: "ROFL"
[OOC Page] from Doctor Ageelia: "FAITH, not that song!"
[OOC Page] to Doctor Ageelia: "*eyeshift*"
[OOC Page] from Doctor Ageelia: "*blushes*"
[OOC Page] from Doctor Ageelia: "I feel so violated. >.>"


I *heart* her.
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