Funny Moments Of Marrach

[Stellar]

Alrick just comes back from a long long long AFK.....


OOC -- Alrick says, "Ok, waaaaaaaaaaay too much to try and read. Jeez, 5 hours of me being a statue. Hey, I bet Alrick would make a pretty nice statue. Let me just get out of these clothes.........."
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You nod to Centari, "Pleasure."
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OOC -- Isadora says, "Whee!!!!"
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OOC -- You say, "NOOOOOOO!!!!"
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OOC -- You say, "wait til i leave!"
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You hold your dark brown eyes, "ooc."
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Isadora slightly tilts her head, "You are new to the castle? I am as well."
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Isadora shrugs lightly, "Or may as well be, at least. I supposedly have lived here before, and died and was reawakened...though I have no memories of this place, or my former life."
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Centari says, "yes but so far many have been friendly and i am enjoying my stay."
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OOC -- Alrick says to you, "Oh don't pretend like you don't like it. You want a piece of this just like everyone else."
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OOC -- You say to Alrick, "I don't swing that way... sorry to get your hopes up "
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OOC -- Isadora says, "If Alrick was happy when he became a statue, we could use it for friendly games of ring toss in the refectory....."
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OOC -- Alrick says, "Anyways, thanks a lot folks..................."
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OOC -- Alrick says, "OMG!!!!!!!!!!1"
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Centari begins to examine his surroundings.
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OOC -- Alrick says, "OMG!"
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OOC -- Alrick says, "LMAO!"

OOC -- You say, "HAHAHAHA"
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[Neerie]

OOC -- Talias says, "holy fudge i forgot this window was open o.o;;"

[Stacy Elizabeth]

Gunn... heh, that log of you and Arikon....

I officially name that log: TESTOSTERONE POISENING

*grin* That was too funny.

[Taci_Jinx]

Broadcast] "Ladycatiea decided to renounce her lineage and has settled on the bourgeois identity of Catiea"
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[Tyr Gunn]

Emris wanted to talk in private with Airlia, and Gunn. We broght him into the office and directed him to sit.... I was even nice enough to point out the wooden chair... yeh he managed to find his seat...

You gesture to a wooden chair, "Have you a seat."
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Emris moves from the south door to the privy seat.
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Emris sits down on the privy seat.
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OOC -- You say, "LOL!!!!!"
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Watchwoman Airlia giggles at Emris.
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Emris stands up near the privy seat.
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OOC -- Emris says, "Arg"
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You laugh.
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Watchwoman Airlia fans her face.
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You tell Emris smilingly, "If yeh need to go that bad, gest pull the curtain and let us know when yer done."
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You gesture to black leather curtain.
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Watchwoman Airlia blushingly laughs.
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OOC -- Emris says, "Stop that..."
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OOC -- You say, "lol"
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OOC -- You say, "I soooo have to post that on FMM"
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OOC -- Emris says, "Ok give me a second to stop laughing... I wanted to be serios..."
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Watchwoman Airlia points at a wooden chair, "Ye will find that one more ...suitable."
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Emris moves from the privy seat to a wooden chair.
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Emris sits down on a wooden chair.
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Watchwoman Airlia smiles at Emris.
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Emris smiles, "All right can we finish joking I have want to be serios, at least for a few minutes."


HEHE... Rule # 251: Don't sit on the Watchroom privy if you want to be serious.

[britta]

Pahn hisses at Trevayne, "Do me a favor. You're a handsome fellow...knock some sera out and drag her here. I need entertainment. Either that or kill a Watchman."

[Lance]

I hate that room! Sat in the big 'Watch only' chair, then the privy, then the chair off to the side... sitting shouldn't be so difficult.

[Alkaizer]

Meowulf arrives through the white marble arch.
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Rosal arrives through the white marble arch.
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Meowulf runs nakedly.
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Aislinn glances backwardly.
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Meowulf removes oxblood pants.
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Aislinn rolls her almond-shaped pale grey eyes.
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Rosal runs shamelessly.
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You pause slowly.
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Meowulf waves oxblood pants wildly.
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Meowulf moves from the white marble arch to the south tower door.
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Rosal winks at you fleetingly.
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Meowulf leaves through the south tower door.
Rosal moves from the white marble arch to the south tower door.
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Rosal leaves through the south tower door.
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You blink at the Outer Bailey courtyard, "Oh my lord..."
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Aislinn mutters indecently to herself, "... Stupid gits."

[uberthorns]

Pahn hisses at Trevayne, "Do me a favor. You're a handsome fellow...knock some sera out and drag her here. I need entertainment. Either that or kill a Watchman."

WB Greg... Have fun out of town?

^Jessifur^

[Sinvy]

(Parts taken out for space saving purposes)

Sir Lorenz nods to Gareth, "Sorry to interupt, but I need to be going, and I wanted to leave you with this."

Sir Lorenz opens a sable suede pouch.
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Sir Lorenz takes a court pass from his sable suede pouch.

Gareth raises his straight eyebrow.
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Sir Lorenz offers a court pass to Gareth.
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Gareth bows understandingly.
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Gareth puts his court pass in his brown hemp pouch.
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Sir Lorenz says to Gareth, "Again, my thanks for your generous gift."
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Yeoman Myrth steps sideways.
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Gareth lowers his sharp blue eyes respectfully.

Sir Lorenz says to Yeoman Myrth, "And my thanks yeoman for your service once again."

Yeoman Myrth nods assuredly, "Anytime."
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Gareth smiles hopefully, "Let us pray the subject finds it moving."
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Sir Lorenz says to Gareth, "It is not the langth of your sword, but how you use it."
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Avaria raises her arched eyebrow.

Gareth blushes helplessly.

Gareth coughs slightly.

Sir Lorenz twitches his uneven mouth smilingly.
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Gareth grins bemusedly, "I shall remember that."

You bite your sensual lip silently.
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Avaria blushes slightly.
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Yeoman Myrth smirks quietly.

OOC -- Gareth says, "ROFLMAO!"
Neerie curtsies elegantly to the dining hall.
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Sir Lorenz says to Gareth, "Well, I wont keep you any longer. Good day."
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OOC -- Sir Lorenz says, "I had fun with that."
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Sir Lorenz leaves through the double door to the south.
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Avaria glances at the double door to the south.
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OOC -- Yeoman Myrth says, "*snickers*"

eoman Myrth asks, "Well then..."
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Gareth coughs, "Well..."
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Yeoman Myrth smiles amusedly.
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Gareth blushes oddly.
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Rikka grins lightly.
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OOC -- Neerie says, "crap i really feel like i missed something fun here"

[Elsie]

This is sans quite a bit of ooc "LOL" and paging with Ari

To set the scene...
Where? That weird rampart walk bit to the west of the guestrooms. I don't know the formal name.
Who? Tyr, Ari, Vaekwon, Vestio and little ole Els.
What? They've been sparring etc. Let's just say, Els and Ari aren't the best of friends Els beat Ari a while ago when she was injured, and they've just finished sparring, and Ari won, 2 out of 3. In the silence that followed....

You think inaudibly, "oO(Four out of six isn't bad... doesn't count that she was injured, she's been around longer anyhow...)"
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Watchwoman Airlia thinks silently, "If i hadn't been injured before I would have wiped her all over the Castle..."
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You flex your fingers quietly.
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Watchwoman Airlia muses silently, "As it was, I did nae even have to -rest- today to beat her good..."
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You remove grey horsehide gauntlets.
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You toss grey horsehide gauntlets in your purple felt pouch.
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You close a purple felt pouch.
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You touch your brown leather scabbard slightly.
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You stroke a longsword hilt hiddenly.
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You nod minutely to yourself.
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Vestio thinks silently, "I'd best keep my mouth shut until I have better control of my arms."
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Vestio smiles.
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You gaze upwardly.
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Vaekwon thinks silently, "Mmmmm maple candy...."
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Vaekwon quivers hungrily.
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You think silently, "oO(I wish I was here with him, not this lot. I wonder if he got my scroll)"
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Vaekwon wields a practice sword.
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You think additionally, "oO(If I don't do something soon, I'm going to run her through in a minute...)"
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Vaekwon bows honorably to Watchman Gunn.
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You smile innocently at Vaekwon, Watchman Gunn, Watchwoman Airlia and Vestio.
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Vaekwon smiles briefly at you.
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You say politely, "I just have to go check the courier, I'm expecting a missive."
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Vaekwon thinks inaudibly, "She must be planning something."
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You hop downwardly.
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You move from the west parapet to the paved floor.
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You stand up on the paved floor.
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Vaekwon bows to you partingly.
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Watchwoman Airlia thinks inaudibly, "Me and her... two swords... goodbye little Duellist wannabe."
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Vaekwon smiles at you, "Good eve."
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You glance sharply at Watchwoman Airlia.
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Watchman Gunn nods to you, "Good eve."
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Watchwoman Airlia smiles sweetly at you.
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You ponder silently, "I don't like that look in her eyes."
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You ask, "Can I come back?"
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Watchman Gunn nods, "Aye."
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Watchman Gunn wields a steel practice sword.
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Vaekwon waves to you.
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You think inaudibly, "oO(One day, I'm going to kick her ass again, good and proper. Then we'll see who's smiling sweetly...)"


Ari and I were both just about rolling about on the floor! The funniest thing is, you can imgaine them all out there silent, thinking these things Who says all the funny stuff is OOC?

[Umichan]

Watchwoman Airlia gazes at Watchman Gunn.

Watchman Gunn gazes at Watchwoman Airlia.

Watchwoman Airlia flicks her copper and onyx scimitar earring twinklingly.

Watchwoman Airlia smiles.

Watchman Gunn flicks his copper and onyx scimitar earring responsively.

Tarriq flicks his copper and onyx scimitar earring playfully.

Watchman Gunn winks at Watchwoman Airlia.

Watchwoman Airlia giggles.

Tarriq smiles at Watchman Gunn and Watchwoman Airlia.

Watchman Gunn chuckles.

You curiously glance at Watchman Gunn's copper and onyx scimitar earring, Watchwoman Airlia's copper and onyx scimitar earring and Tarriq's copper and onyx scimitar earring.

Watchwoman Airlia laughs outrightly at you.

Watchman Gunn tells you, "Its a love triangle."

Astana coughs laughingly.

Elisandra grins.

Watchwoman Airlia chokes suddenly.

Watchman Gunn gazes seductively at Tarriq.

Watchman Gunn winks at Tarriq.

Astana grins at Watchman Gunn, "Quit that!"

You gag.

You laugh suddenly.

Tarriq moves from a sign to Watchman Gunn.

Watchwoman Airlia holds her mouth.

Tarriq flutters his eyelashes playfully at Watchman Gunn.

Watchwoman Airlia gapes at Tarriq.

Tarriq chuckles jokingly.

Watchman Gunn laughs outrightly.

Watchwoman Airlia gazes xxx at Watchman Gunn.

Astana glances sympathetically at Watchwoman Airlia.

Elisandra giggles helplessly.

You hold your sides laughingly.





Gaby

[Ravelyn]

OOC -- Aislinn says, "I'm a firm believer that ALL of mankind is comprised of dumbshits. Not just the ones with peepees."

[uberthorns]

Clarification: Rave, Myrth, Umi and I were all picking on poor Alk ooc'ly and he was wondering "Why me?" Umi replied, "Because you're a guy?" Heh... right.


^Jessifur^

[Umichan]

*coughs*

*corrects ^Jessifur^*

I said "'Cause you're male?", btw.

Gaby, yo!