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Old 10-02-2003, 01:45 AM
Beyr Beyr is offline
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Well I can't remember the exact quote but Addock said something to the effect of

"Next you will tell me my manhood does not work, and the season never changes."

Someone replied

"It doesn't"

then quickly added

"The SEASON that is..."
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Old 10-02-2003, 05:30 AM
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Actually.... both are true.

(Well - how many kids do you see running around the castle?)
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Old 10-02-2003, 07:16 AM
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Actually.... both are true.

(Well - how many kids do you see running around the castle?)
Eh, Queen probably has a contraception spell on the castle or something.

Let's face it, as soon as women learned to do magic this would be one of the first spells they would research, right?
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Old 10-02-2003, 07:53 AM
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Mike assumed:
Let's face it, as soon as women learned to do magic this would be one of the first spells they would research, right?


That is such a typically male comment.
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Old 10-02-2003, 07:55 AM
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And anyway, when it said 'manhood does not work', I interpreted it as working as in er... going up and down.

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Old 10-02-2003, 08:33 AM
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O.o

errr...
ahhh...

that's a scary thought.

Walking up to a healer and asking, "Err, my manhood doesn't work"
With them replying "Here, attach two leeches to the affected area and call me in the morning."

*shudders*
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Old 10-02-2003, 09:57 AM
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Maybe they wouldn't even use leeches..but instead take a more personal approach to the concept.
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Old 10-02-2003, 10:26 AM
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Maybe they wouldn't even use leeches..but instead take a more personal approach to the concept.
o.O.... Kinky.... (checks to see when the next open hours are.)
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:28 AM
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That is such a typically male comment.
So you enjoy the pills?
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:34 AM
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Maybe they wouldn't even use leeches..but instead take a more personal approach to the concept.
Maybe both?

>_> Even more kinky.
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:35 AM
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:49 AM
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Maybe they wouldn't even use leeches..but instead take a more personal approach to the concept.
Personal approach eh? I don't think castration with a dull and rusty spoon would really fix anything, myself. But to each their own... hrm?

Whatever squeezes your leech.

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Old 10-02-2003, 01:44 PM
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Sham cheers, "Woo-hoo!"
Modesty curiously notes Sham, "Whoo? Hoo?"
Sham nods to Modesty, "Exactly!"
Modesty furrows her forehead confusedly, "Woohoo... Does she speak common?"
Sham says to Modesty, "Who?"
Modesty tells Sham, "You?"
Sham nods to Modesty, "Sure!"
Trinqit blinks, "whoo what?"
Modesty briefly raises her arched eyebrow, "Where who what?"
Sham asks Trinqit, "Who knew?"
Modesty exasperatedly sighs at Sham, "You knew..."
Sham says to Modesty, "Hokay!"

Modesty airily exhales, "Speaking leaves me so dizzy."
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Old 10-02-2003, 01:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lobo
Think Umi and Lobo have been at it for like a year and a half now, if not longer. Queen must have something against mixed marriages.......
More like 2 years, dear. Started courting in July, offically bethroted in October. :P

Oh yeah, forgot something...

*steps out of the way so Lyds doesn't run over her when she tries to kick Mike*

P.S. No, no, no... The spell that makes us all sterile in the castle is to make sure some idiots do NOT reproduce. Think about it has maintaining what is left of the level of sanity of the populace.
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Old 10-02-2003, 06:59 PM
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