Funny Moments :)

[Jarek]

Jagreen asks Syma, "Where would you like to eat? The tavern has some good food, or the sweats shop has candy of course."

I had a giggle at the thought of children slaving away for paltry wages in the backroom making candy for the nobles.

[Death]

[OOC Page] from [Ximen]: "You know how much I love you and things, and how much I really love you and all."
[OOC Page] from [Ximen]: "Wait, I've thought of a way to fix the problem without whoring myself out to you, never mind..."
[OOC Page] from [Ximen]: "I still love you though"

[Xena]

Kafka tries with Paladin Noire listlessly, "Ye loo' good t'day."
Kafka cocks his head slightly, "Like... uh, like a flower. Aye. Ye look like a flower."
Kafka curls his sensual upper lip, "Wit... One petal."
Kafka eyes Paladin Noire's missing left arm.
Kafka trails off.

[Stealth]

You look at your raw egg.
A raw egg. Don't you wanna throw it at someone?

examine my egg
Ohmigosh! It's an egg. Perfect for throwing at no-one in particular.

[Bernard]

> look in my first package
Bernard has no package.


Awww. Poor Bernard.

[Zeiss]

OOC - Madalina loses her connection.
OOC -- You say, ">_<"
OOC -- Nix says, ">.> it wasn't me I swear."
OOC -- You say, "I swear it wasn't me"




Simultaneous messages for the lulz!

[Rankin]

So epic, I had to post it...

You sniff The Turret Tavern and your rum-tainted breath unsurely, ".....Wot?!"

Rankin's rum-tainted breath smells of fat, stinky sea-rat,with pungent aromas. You could liken the scent to old socks and smoked tobacco leaves, sweet yet heavy.

[Epenyne]

Uhhh....


A scribe approaches you, and explains that her master has requested a reference for Whirlwind.
How do you respond?
Type one of the below choices:
@A - Tell the scribe that Kafka has a positive opinion of Whirlwind.
@B - Tell the scribe that Kafka has a neutral opinion of Whirlwind.
@C - Tell the scribe that Kafka has a negative opinion of Whirlwind.
@D - Tell the scribe that Kafka doesn't know Whirlwind.

> .a

The scribe asks how well you know Whirlwind.
Type one of the below choices:
@A - I know her well, and regularly rely on her advice.
@B - I think I can rely on her.
@C - I have a positive impression, but that's the extent of my association.

> .a

The scribe seems to agree with you.

[Virendra]

^This made me lol^

[Viola]

Olena notices your bandaged ebony-lined carrot orange eyes now, "Oh... what happened?"
Bekka explains for you, "She's playin' a real competitive game of blind man's bluff."

[Xena]

You opportunely ask Clover, "Think you'd be willing to accept a kitty transfer and pay me out some coin, Clov? I wanna pay the people going on the bandit expedition, but I only have so much of my own saved up, so likely have to use house funds to reimburse a few of 'em."

Bekka flattens her expressive ears, "Kitty transfers are always hardest on the children."

[Lady Georgianna]

Lord Adrien spots you peripherally, "Ah."

Lord Adrien pushes himself to his strong feet carefully.

Lia smiles barely at Lord Adrien's words, "... yes. She is."

Lord Adrien bends his torso to you amicably, "M'Lady Georgianna. Good eve."

Lia pausingly spits at you.




Typo fails make me LOL. <3

[Epenyne]

Uhhh.....


You inhabit the ghost of Snortimeir.

the ghost of Snortimeir enters the world.

Welcome to the afterlife. This is lightly forested area with a small river running through it.

You are standing near here.

A scribe approaches you, and explains that her master has requested a reference for Kaine.
How do you respond?
Type one of the below choices:
@A - Tell the scribe that the ghost of Snortimeir has a positive opinion of Kaine.
@B - Tell the scribe that the ghost of Snortimeir has a neutral opinion of Kaine.
@C - Tell the scribe that the ghost of Snortimeir has a negative opinion of Kaine.
@D - Tell the scribe that the ghost of Snortimeir doesn't know Kaine.

You spookily widen your beady black eyes (in Ghost), "BooOOoO!"

Having waited too long for your answer, the scribe leaves.
>

[Virendra]

Drewe asked me how the bank works...being the helpful guy I am, I helped her.

(Edited for clarity's sake)

> OOC -- Drewe privately messages you, "Sooooo, if I had my pouch set to 1 and I put 400 coin in, then went in the bank, left the bank, 400 would be in the bank and I would have 1 in my pouch?"
OOC -- You privately message Drewe, "No. 399 would be in the bank. One would be in your pouch. Unless there was one coin in the bank already."
> OOC -- Drewe privately messages you, "And if I already have... 200 in my pouch, set it to 20. Go into the bank, leave the bank, then I would have 20 in my pouch and 180 in the bank?"
OOC -- You privately message Drewe, "No. You'd have 479 in the bank. Because of the 399 you deposited earlier."
> OOC -- Drewe privately messages you, "I hate you <.<"

[Aptaliesin]

You look at your injuries.
You notice eight bandages are injured.


Bandages are part of me. And man are they sore...