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Guess that situation! (Borrowed from CM)
Cm has had a thread like this for awhile, where you take quotes out of context. Some of these have had their own in the funniest moments, but I think the deserve a place to themseleves.. so without futher rambling, here's an Im from our orcish scribe.
Blackhand says: I don't think unlabelled, unrequested packages to government buildings is the best way to be quiet about this...
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Before you is a wraithlike gryphon, the air around him shimmering with bright flares of magic. The scent of gold and alchemy ingrediants permeates from him. Gunk and sap resides within his fur, resulting from a lack of grooming. Occasional scars and ample scabs are the only break from his black, unkept hide. His infested claws are covered in a grey creep that maggots writhe about in. At the end of his elongated tail is a bulk of deformed bone with spikes emerging from it. A layer of creep also covers this deformity. Sharply contrasting the rest of his body are his trimmed wings, carefully preened to be presentable. Upon the ends of these sinewy wings reside a circle of white feathers. Green eyes reside above his straight beak. |
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Gotta love out of context stuff! ^.^
apparently "fantasies" and "daydreams" are different things. *eyeshift* Munin says: So you were daydreaming about Asmod naked and shiny running through the lair? Fenrir says: Not daydreaming! >< |
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<Jyscal the Lich grumbles: [ You got off easy. ]>
<Falador the Mummy grumbles: [ Oh...that sucks.]> hooray my first out of context quoting.
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I am a passionate, deeply feeling person. My posts reflect my emotions, my posts reflect the intensity of what I believe. If you dont like it, Let me know and I will be glad to P.M. you some suggestions with what you can do with yourself. Brecan says to Jinn the Hydra, "Go away. Nobody likes you." |
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<Atropos the Mummy grumbles: [ooooo I just got a nasty idea]>
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<Asmod the Vampire grumbles: [Besides... i like bieng on bottom.
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<Nefert the Mummy grumbles: erm. Are you still on third, Asmod?>
<Asmod the Vampire grumbles: I'm on first> |
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Stolen from my post in Humans Funniest...
Octopus, M.D. says: actually, I was just about to propose to you.
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Bae'Lin the Melee Bard Thanks to Tanz for the Pic Feldin The Mana Snorting Sphinx |
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It hurts so good says:
*giggles like a little schoolgirl* |
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<Asmod the Vampire grumbles: .... This hole right here would fit a gryphon nicely, i'd say.>
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Asmod *IS* out of context.
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Yeah, I'd have to post everything he says in here, and there is just no room or time.
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It hurts so good says:
it's all thick and warm |
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#13
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<Smarmy the Bugbear grumbles: OOH! Somebody got our Nads!>
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Heh, I was going to post earlier a command I inputted interacting with you earlier,
toss shovel at nad |
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If that'd been a sticky ball, you could've killed me. I was carrying a figurine.
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Current Monster: Nadriel the Hydra ![]() ----------------- "It's easy to criticize someone who generates an idea, assumes the risk." |
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