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Old 08-11-2004, 07:41 PM
Norin Norin is offline
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Guess that situation! (Borrowed from CM)

Cm has had a thread like this for awhile, where you take quotes out of context. Some of these have had their own in the funniest moments, but I think the deserve a place to themseleves.. so without futher rambling, here's an Im from our orcish scribe.

Blackhand says:
I don't think unlabelled, unrequested packages to government buildings is the best way to be quiet about this...
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Before you is a wraithlike gryphon, the air around him shimmering with bright flares of magic. The scent of gold and alchemy ingrediants permeates from him. Gunk and sap resides within his fur, resulting from a lack of grooming. Occasional scars and ample scabs are the only break from his black, unkept hide. His infested claws are covered in a grey creep that maggots writhe about in. At the end of his elongated tail is a bulk of deformed bone with spikes emerging from it. A layer of creep also covers this deformity. Sharply contrasting the rest of his body are his trimmed wings, carefully preened to be presentable. Upon the ends of these sinewy wings reside a circle of white feathers. Green eyes reside above his straight beak.
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Old 08-12-2004, 11:12 AM
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Gotta love out of context stuff! ^.^
apparently "fantasies" and "daydreams" are different things. *eyeshift*


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So you were daydreaming about Asmod naked and shiny running through the lair?
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Not daydreaming! ><
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Old 08-12-2004, 11:31 AM
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<Jyscal the Lich grumbles: [ You got off easy. ]>
<Falador the Mummy grumbles: [ Oh...that sucks.]>

hooray my first out of context quoting.
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:29 PM
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<Atropos the Mummy grumbles: [ooooo I just got a nasty idea]>
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:32 PM
The Burninator The Burninator is offline
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<Asmod the Vampire grumbles: [Besides... i like bieng on bottom. ]>
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:57 PM
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<Nefert the Mummy grumbles: erm. Are you still on third, Asmod?>
<Asmod the Vampire grumbles: I'm on first>
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Old 08-12-2004, 02:41 PM
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Stolen from my post in Humans Funniest...

Octopus, M.D. says:
actually, I was just about to propose to you.
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Thanks to Tanz for the Pic

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Old 08-12-2004, 04:42 PM
The Burninator The Burninator is offline
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It hurts so good says:
*giggles like a little schoolgirl*
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:21 PM
The Burninator The Burninator is offline
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<Asmod the Vampire grumbles: .... This hole right here would fit a gryphon nicely, i'd say.>
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:22 PM
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Asmod *IS* out of context.
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:30 PM
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Yeah, I'd have to post everything he says in here, and there is just no room or time.
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:34 PM
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It hurts so good says:
it's all thick and warm
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:29 PM
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<Smarmy the Bugbear grumbles: OOH! Somebody got our Nads!>
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:32 PM
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Heh, I was going to post earlier a command I inputted interacting with you earlier,

toss shovel at nad
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:33 PM
DrakeWurrum DrakeWurrum is offline
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If that'd been a sticky ball, you could've killed me. I was carrying a figurine.
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