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Old 08-28-2008, 08:49 AM
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"Last match type: Point"
"Last match participants: Dvea the Minotaur, Jinn the Rogue Dragon, Rugh the Troll, and Deesora the Ogre"

"Final Score: "
"Jinn the Rogue Dragon: 53"
"Dvea the Minotaur: 1"
"A rock guardian: 7"
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:01 AM
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The silver light around you fades. You are now at the mercy of a cruel, uncaring world.
You sense danger.
A nearby presence grates on the edge of your consciousness.
You notice something approaching.
You notice something approaching.

I found the timing made it funny.
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:17 AM
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I chuckled.
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Old 08-30-2008, 03:20 AM
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A booming voice echoes throughout the arena, "Time is up!"
A booming voice echoes throughout the arena, "The match is over! Salaria the Amorous Vampire is victorious!"
The arena is drowned out in growling, hooting, and cheering from the crowd!
You have received some supreme slippery mitts.

Everytime! *cries*
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:56 PM
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eyeclose
You close your eyes.
sense
You seek out your inner path and probe outwards for spiritual kin...
You sense the time is drawing near for the Warrior's Fane to change hands.
Monsters are gathering at the arena. A battle will begin in 39 sec. The battle will be steel tier, and you are qualified to participate.

<snip running from somewhere near the Iron Keep>

n
You walk to a long, dark tunnel, to the north.

You arrive at a long, dark tunnel. IpQuin the Orchin is here.
The booming sound of the battlecry fades from your memory. Now what were you so worked up about?
tell ip register
You grunt to IpQuin the Orchin, "register"
IpQuin the Orchin says to you, "Ah, you want to register for the match?"
The arena is filled with boos and hisses as the match is cancelled.
IpQuin the Orchin eyes you appraisingly.
groan
You groan.
IpQuin the Orchin pipes to you, "Did you want to sign up with a registered team or start a new one on your own?"
tell ip Um, how about a new team
You grunt to IpQuin the Orchin, "Um, how about a new team"
IpQuin the Orchin pipes to you, "Sorry, there's no match going on right now. Come back when one is about to start."
tell ip That's what I thought.
You grunt to IpQuin the Orchin, "That's what I thought."
IpQuin the Orchin pipes to you, "Sorry, there's no match going on right now. Come back when one is about to start."
tell ip If you hadn't bothered with silly questions, there would have been a match.
You grunt to IpQuin the Orchin, "If you hadn't bothered with silly questions, there would have been a match."
IpQuin the Orchin pipes to you, "Sorry, there's no match going on right now. Come back when one is about to start."
IpQuin the Orchin scratches its head.
IpQuin the Orchin shrugs.
IpQuin the Orchin pipes, "Let's start over."
tell ip Let's not.
You grunt to IpQuin the Orchin, "Let's not."
IpQuin the Orchin pipes to you, "Sorry, there's no match going on right now. Come back when one is about to start."
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:24 AM
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[Success: 50, Roll: 602] You stab Deesora the Ogre with your glowing supreme sharp crystal shard and your supreme sharp crystal shard! 14744 points of damage! Deesora the Ogre roars a final time before dying


Poor Dee.
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:38 AM
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Ok, now was that with Dee holding the rune or not? Cuz if not DANG! Stay away from me! *eyeshifts*
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Old 09-07-2008, 04:12 PM
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She didn't have the rune. It was during an Arena. :P
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Old 09-08-2008, 06:44 AM
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[Success: 266, Roll: 596] A swashbuckler liege slices you with his supreme battleaxe! 5830 points of damage!


Of cooos. It's the let's-hit-Dee-with-a-very-high-damage week!
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Old 09-12-2008, 03:49 PM
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[Success: 50, Roll: 16] You try to bring your magical energies into focus, but only succeed in getting an headache.
You are no longer busy.

[Success: 50, Roll: 1] You try to bring your magical energies into focus, but only succeed in getting an headache.
Your ability to use Illusion has recharged!
You are no longer busy.
Your ability to use Focus has recharged!

[Success: 50, Roll: 1] You try to bring your magical energies into focus, but only succeed in getting an headache.
You are no longer busy.
Your ability to use Focus has recharged!
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:53 PM
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Im ascended here...

<System: Commencing backup. (This may take a few minutes.)>
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*waiting for backup*

then....

You begin to feel tired and should consider landing safely on the ground.

You yell, "Aiiiii!!!"
You plummet towards the ground.


*sploosh*

Hrmm... guess being ascended during a backup isn't so good.
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Old 09-14-2008, 07:21 PM
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a hunter liege fires an arrow from a quality bow at you. Your carapace absorbs 22525 points of damage! Your carapace cracks and crumbles away!


oooh, how i love carapace
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Old 09-15-2008, 05:43 PM
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[Success: 50, Roll: 664] You stab Taraj the Gryphon with your shimmering supreme shiv and your gleaming supreme shiv! 24950 points of damage! Taraj the Gryphon roars a final time before dying.
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Old 09-15-2008, 06:13 PM
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*eyeshifts* Yeah, that was a nasty hit. Would of one shotted me even if I didn't have the rune with that.
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Old 09-29-2008, 02:57 AM
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(With Cato's Blessin')
<Catobelpas the Baleful Hydra is delivered into Grendel's embrace!>
<Grendel returns Catobelpas the Baleful Cerberus to life.>
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