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Old 08-04-2008, 03:19 PM
Sayn Sayn is offline
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Beetles are evil.

You notice something approaching.
A small rock beetle emerges from a hole in the ground.
A small rock beetle crawls away up a slight slope to a brown knoll, to the north.
A small rock beetle is moving away from you nearby to the north.
You scan to the north for targets.
You can target a small rock beetle to the north.
[Success: 50, Roll: 864] You spew your putrid breath at a small rock beetle. You envelope a small rock beetle with pestilence and death! You infect a small rock beetle with the Creeping Crud, strength 14!
A small rock beetle crawls in up a slight slope from a brown knoll.
A small rock beetle begins to move toward you.
A small rock beetle stops next to you.
[Success: 677, Roll: 745] A small rock beetle stabs you with its horn! 95 points of damage!
A small rock beetle chitters and sidesteps quickly.

You take off, soaring into the air.
You fly to a rocky outcropping, to the south.

You arrive at a rocky outcropping. You see a rocky outcropping down a steep decline to the north; a rocky outcropping to the northeast, to the southeast, and to the west; a brown knoll to the east and to the northwest; a brown knoll down a steep decline to the south; and a treacherous, fetid quagmire down a steep decline to the southwest.

You land.
A small rock beetle crawls in from a rocky outcropping.
Your eyes roll completely back in your head, then out again.
A small rock beetle begins to move toward you.
A small rock beetle stops next to you.
<Sayn the Ghoul is delivered into Grendel's embrace!>
[Success: 677, Roll: 758] A small rock beetle stabs you with its horn! 204 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:31 AM
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You see a den

1
You command a Harpy warrior to "f me."
A Harpy warrior says, "I'm already following you."
u
You walk through a well-hidden hole.

<description>

A Harpy warrior follows you.
f
You command a Harpy warrior to "fly."
A Harpy warrior nods.
A Harpy warrior takes off, soaring into the air.
aim
[Success: 50, Roll: 742] You furrow your brow, and bite your tongue with intense focus and koncentration.
You are no longer busy.

get loot
You get 294 gold, 515 iron, 654 mana, 384 shadow, and 464 stone.
Your ability to use Koncentrate has recharged!

<System: Commencing backup. (This may take a few minutes.)>
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:36 AM
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<System: Commencing backup. (This may take a few minutes.)>
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You sense an unwelcome presence nearby.
You sense an unwelcome presence nearby.
An odd smell catches your attention.
Something tingles at the back of your consciousness.

An eclipse thief, a friar of the talon, a diviner of the elephant, an eclipse hoodlum, a boar grunt barbarian, a witch of the elephant, a crystal knight, a diamond runemage, a diamond magic user, a human ring master, a barbarian archon, a mark of the black hand, a friar of Xan, a human high ophen, a human ring master, and a crystal bounty hunter are standing some distance ahead of you.

And so starts a gigantic lag filled brawl... On the plus side Ive never seen so much burn spam in my life.
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Old 08-10-2008, 08:37 PM
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You arrive at an empty room.
You set off a trap! A section of the ceiling slide open and dozens of metal arms pop out. Razorblades, axes, and whirling saws dance around the room wildly, slicing up everything!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
A viciously-sharp axe swings down from a pendulum right at you! Ouch! Must be a trap.
You hear a whipping sound and suddenly you are hanging by one leg in the air!
You feel a sharp pang of pain as a hidden needle digs into you!
You feel a sharp pang of pain as a hidden needle digs into you!
You feel a sharp pang of pain as a hidden needle digs into you!
You set off a trap! A section of the ceiling slide open and dozens of metal arms pop out. Razorblades, axes, and whirling saws dance around the room wildly, slicing up everything!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You are no longer busy.
stand
You can't do that while you are stunned.
You are wracked by the horrible pain of the Creeping Crud, strength 5041!
Poison course through your veins, strength 4589!
You are no longer stunned.
stand
You stand up.
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!


And yes, he survived.
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Old 08-10-2008, 08:41 PM
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You walk through a sturdy, rune-covered door
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!

You arrive at a lair entrance.
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You are stunned.
A previously unnoticed picture hanging on the wall suddenly falls off, revealing a visage of unspeakable terror! Your mind is gripped in terror and fear!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
You hear the sound of glass shattering above you. Putrid green goo flows down and covers you, eating into your flesh!
A previously unnoticed picture hanging on the wall suddenly falls off, revealing a visage of unspeakable terror! Your mind is gripped in terror and fear!
You are wracked by the horrible pain of the Creeping Crud, strength 12028!
Poison course through your veins, strength 12650!
You are no longer stunned.
You are wracked by the horrible pain of the Creeping Crud, strength 6014!
Poison course through your veins, strength 6325!
You are wracked by the horrible pain of the Creeping Crud, strength 3007!
Poison course through your veins, strength 3163!
You are wracked by the horrible pain of the Creeping Crud, strength 1504!
Poison course through your veins, strength 1582!
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:47 PM
The Great Troll The Great Troll is offline
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A booming voice echoes throughout the arena, "Children of Uthgol! Watch as our own blood is gloriously spilled!"
A booming voice echoes throughout the arena, "Rayen the Cerberus will fight for today's prize: an enchanted item!


*match ensues*

A booming voice echoes throughout the arena, "Time is up!"
A booming voice echoes throughout the arena, "It's over! Rayen the Cerberus is the supreme monster of this match!"
The arena is drowned out in growling, hooting, and cheering from the crowd!
You have received a supreme hydra bone ring.

search ring
You begin to examine a supreme hydra bone ring closely.
i

You are wearing:

a leather satchel
a supreme bright pendant


You are carrying:

a supreme hydra bone ring

You have 3081 gold, 0 iron, 1400 mana, 0 shadow, and 0 stone.
'It best not be slippery nonsense.
You bark, "It best not be slippery nonsense."
You finish examining a supreme hydra bone ring.
You discover that this item is enchanted! You bring the mark of the enchanter to the surface, making it visible to all.

i

You are wearing:

a leather satchel
a supreme bright pendant


You are carrying:

a supreme slippery hydra bone ring

mutter
You mutter to yourself.
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:05 PM
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Cool This made me laugh...

A nutritious deacon straps a supreme leather shield to her arm.
A nutritious deacon wields a shiv.
A moaning, ghostly spirit emerges and shoves a nutritious deacon violently to the ground!
A nutritious deacon is stunned.
A nutritious deacon is wracked by the horrible pain of the Creeping Crud, strength 259!
Your ability to use Disease Breath has recharged!
You are no longer busy.
[Success: 950, Roll: 321] A winter storm saunters in from the east, but dissipates before striking you.
A nutritious deacon is no longer stunned.
A nutritious deacon stands up.
A moaning, ghostly spirit emerges and shoves a nutritious deacon violently to the ground!
A nutritious deacon is stunned.
A nutritious deacon is no longer stunned.
A nutritious deacon stands up.
A moaning, ghostly spirit emerges and shoves a nutritious deacon violently to the ground!
A nutritious deacon is stunned.

dise dea
[Success: 50, Roll: 912] You spew your putrid breath at a nutritious deacon. You envelope a nutritious deacon with pestilence and death! You infect a nutritious deacon with the Creeping Crud, strength 2440!
A nutritious deacon is no longer stunned.
A nutritious deacon stands up.
A moaning, ghostly spirit emerges and shoves a nutritious deacon violently to the ground!
A nutritious deacon is stunned.
[Success: 950, Roll: 219] A winter storm saunters in from the east, but dissipates before striking you.
A nutritious deacon is no longer stunned.
A nutritious deacon is wracked by the horrible pain of the Creeping Crud, strength 2689!
A nutritious deacon roars a final time before dying.
A nutritious deacon disbands her group.
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Old 08-13-2008, 03:56 PM
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[Success: 50, Roll: 474] Catobelpas the Baleful Hydra exhales a cloud of noxious gas at a Goblin warrior, a Goblin warrior, a Goblin warrior, a Goblin warrior, a Goblin warrior, Toasty the Wildfire Gryphon, mino the Goblin warrior, vai the Goblin warrior, a Goblin warrior, Jarba the Vampire and you! You are infected with poison, strength 1993!

Wow, 11 targets for niiice damage
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Old 08-13-2008, 05:04 PM
Catobelpas Catobelpas is offline
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[Success: 950, Roll: 966] A human ring master krushes you with her supreme cudgel! 688 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!

Where's the justice.
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Old 08-14-2008, 07:51 PM
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You arrive at Warrior's Fane. Hurra the Lich is here.
Ophia the Bugbear follows you.
Hurra the Lich begins to move toward Ophia the Bugbear.
Hurra the Lich stops next to Ophia the Bugbear.
The ghostly warriors chant in unison, performing an intricate ritual.
The ghostly warriors complete their ritual.
The ghostly warriors announce, "The wandering monsters have defeated the clans. We will grant them karma."
You have been awarded XX karma points.
The ghostly warriors dissolve back into the ground. A voice whispers on the wind, "We will return."
You stop leading Ophia the Bugbear.
<Ophia the Bugbear is delivered into Grendel's embrace!>
Hurra the Lich krushes Ophia the Bugbear with his supreme ironwood cudgel! 4732 points of damage! Ophia the Bugbear roars a final time before dying.
cackle
You cackle.
Hurra the Lich winces.
tele shrine me
[Success: XXX, Roll: XXX] You concentrate intently, and the world begins to move in a blur of colors.

Rawr! Perfect timing
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Old 08-16-2008, 02:36 PM
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[Success: 50, Roll: 297] A monk of Xan slashes you with his painful claws! 1635 points of damage!
[Success: 50, Roll: 469] A friar of Xan stabs you with his great stiletto! 1867 points of damage!
[Success: 50, Roll: 766] A fist of the black hand krushes you with her supreme iron fist! 4644 points of damage!
You have lost control of the Rune of Struggle.
[Success: 50, Roll: 445] A fist of the black hand krushes you with her supreme quarterstaff! 5905 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!
[Success: 50, Roll: 566] A soothesayer of Xan stabs you with her great pickaxe! 4274 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!
A fist of the black hand loots 1989 gold, 276 iron, 304 mana, 9316 shadow, and 6818 stone from you.
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Old 08-17-2008, 10:15 PM
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[Success: 50, Roll: 223] You exhale a noxious cloud of poison gas at a barbarian liege. You choke a barbarian liege, a swashbuckler liege, and a lightning enchanter with your hideous breath of noxious fumes! You infect a barbarian liege with poison, strength 160! You infect a swashbuckler liege with poison, strength 63! You infect a lightning enchanter with poison, strength 63!
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Old 08-18-2008, 07:49 AM
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Jinn the Rogue Dragon loots 1 gold from you.
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:18 PM
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[Success: 950, Roll: 979] A hill giant warrior overruns you and smushes you underneath its large feet! 3618 points of damage!

[Success: 950, Roll: 974] A hill giant warrior overruns you and smushes you underneath its large feet! 2814 points of damage!

[Success: 950, Roll: 964] A hill giant warrior overruns you and smushes you underneath its large feet! 1254 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!


All in a row, plus one more earlier.

Giants hate me.

EDIT:

[Success: 950, Roll: 978] An elder hill giant overruns you and smushes you underneath its large feet! 4035 points of damage!
You are no longer busy.
krush el
[Success: 50, Roll: 630] You krush an elder hill giant with your radiant supreme blackjack! 2491 points of damage!
[Success: 950, Roll: 961] An elder hill giant overruns you and smushes you underneath its large feet! 5253 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!

...

Last edited by Hurracane; 08-20-2008 at 02:43 PM. Reason: Further agony
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:45 PM
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