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Old 12-23-2002, 07:23 AM
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Some for 'ya:

1) You pick up a bush. You consider. Your bug report has been filed. Bruce responds to you from afar, "Hmmm... Thanks for reporting that." Bruce responds to you from afar, "Would you drop that bush, please?"

2) Me and Davias are standing around, a hound starts to approach him, and for some odd reason, the hound and Davias both got stunned for about 3 minutes.

3) My famous 3-part bandit bug (I've had too much trouble with bugs and bandits). Basically... A bandit impales your hunting partner, you go to free him, can't. Go to release him, can't. Go to drag him away, can't. Try again, "They are not snared by anything". Then, I get swept. I promptly stand up, and get impaled while standing (mind you, this was long after impaling people while they were standing was taken away). I grumble. Then I can get free of the spear. Frustrated at the bug, I sleep and log back in. Still impaled, I try again and it works. Finally free, I go to walk to the east. You must retreat first. I go to retreat. "You are not next to anything." Goes on like this for a while, I fall KO, and the bandits took my breeches.

4) You slip into unconsciousness. Random person walks by and yawns. You yawn.

5) The ferry relocation event. Being the oarmaster at the event, I commanded the others to push the poles. They try, and 'An error has occurred. The GMs have been notified.". Then we fall in the water, and try to climb out on the rope. "An error has occurred. The GMs have been notified."

6) Me and a couple of friends were walking around in the forums, and suddenly, a wierd constable-spawning occurred. It wasn't during an event or anything, either. Just about 500 constables walked away to random directions, but if you scan or look for them, they weren't there.

7) You take a random character. You begin to fall asleep.

8) Ground approaching yourself.

9) You buy a pouch from Ses' shop. You go to take the pouch, and for some reason it registers as you throwing the pouch at Ses'.

10) You roar. An osecar falls unconscious. You consider. You roar. A large brown rat falls unconscious. You shrug.

11) You drag a group of large boulders to the narrow tunnel, to the west.

12) A large pale man falls unconscious. A large pale man walks away to a sidestreet, to the north.

13) A cavalry spear comes whizzing past you from the northwest. You take a cavalry spear. You put a cavalry spear in your large sack. Antarsum walks in from a wide cobbled road. Antarsum say, "Gimme my spear." Take spear. A spear is too close to Antarsum for you to take. You shrug. You whisper what's going on to Antarsum. Antarsum shrugs. Antarsum walks away to a wide cobbled road, to the east.

14) A sailor begins to approach you. A sailor stops next to you. A sailor begins to approach you. A sailor stops next to you. A sailor begins to approach you. A sailor stops next to you. A sailor begins to approach you. A sailor stops next to you. A sailor begins to approach you. A sailor stops next to you. You shudder. You pick a constable out of the crowd. A sailor begins to approach you. A sailor stops next to you. A constable sweeps you. You sigh.
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'Bruce responds from afar, "Would you drop that bush, please?"'
'Testudo responds from afar, "What exactly is a 'magical' berry?"'
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Old 12-23-2002, 08:41 AM
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I'm not sure if anyone else ever had this happen but it was very common for me and a few other guys, characters that were in the screen but you couldn't interact with them. Used to happen alot with Nial. He was there when you looked but when you tried to talk to him or interact somehow you couldn't. We used to call them ghosts.

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Old 12-23-2002, 09:44 AM
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There's one in the little cave thing at the 5 stage course behind the archery range.

Suprised you didn't list the ksaia bug sirlocke, your famous for that.
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Old 12-23-2002, 11:49 AM
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Weird bug?

Grasping a war club in both hands, a brute twists into a cushing overhead blow, aimed at you! Critical Hit! A brute's war club crashes violently into you head.

You can't do that while you're stunned.
You can't do that while you're stunned.
You can't do that while you're stunned.
You can't do that while you're stunned.
You are no longer stunned.

cond

You are unwounded.

Huh?

This one scared me, especially since I was approach the very second I entered the room.
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Old 12-23-2002, 11:53 AM
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The helm prolly protected you from damage if you were wearing one, and just got you rattled in the head.8)

"Cipus, Heal me.

Cipus, "The total comes to...bla bla bla."

Yes.

Cipus proceeds to heal you... "Cipus Heal me. Bla bla...

Cipus cleans your left arm.
Cipus cleans your left arm.
Cipus wraps your left arm.
Cipus wraps your left arm.
...
Cipus gives you some herbs.
Cipus gives you some herbs.

You are unwounded. Beam.
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OR
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Person one asks Cipus, "Heal me."
Person two asks Cipus, "Heal me."

Cipus heals both simultaneously.

...

:P

Dunno if it still works, haveent been to Cipus in a long time, and I only did it to show friends something funny, not to abuse. I reported it. Anyone know if it's fixed?
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Old 12-23-2002, 12:01 PM
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Some of my personal favorites.

You walk to a well-lit hallway, to the north.

It is too dark to see anything.

You consider.

and of course..

Laying in a lean-to..

You hear sounds of fighting from nearby to the right here.
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Old 12-23-2002, 01:15 PM
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Go there for my WA bug.*grunts*
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Old 12-23-2002, 01:22 PM
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Ah, yes, the Ksaia bug.

A constable walks in through a tall blue door. You close a tall blue door. A constable falls unconscious.
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'Scott responds from afar, "NP"'
'Scott responds from afar, "You can share the poop with me too."'
'Scott responds from afar, "Idjit."'
'Bruce responds from afar, "Would you drop that bush, please?"'
'Testudo responds from afar, "What exactly is a 'magical' berry?"'
'Bactrian responds from afar, "Well that's freakish."'
'You sit down in a recliner covered in SirLocke's pants.'
'You are holding Bruce in both hands.'
'You are holding Bruce in your arms.'
'Jenn responds from afar, "roflmao"'
'Japes says, "What? No one's found the holy grail and the magical sword of the worm temple yet? Wow."'
'Japes says, "Oops. Shouldn't mention anything."'
'Japes says to you, "Sorry, PK tickets aren't available on buildings."'
'Jenn responds from afar, "Stop trying to aim weapon catch, you silly man."'
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Old 12-23-2002, 02:57 PM
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my all time favorite was this one, I took a newbie into the Brigand tree house to look around, i was bored.

You walk onto a bridge

go north

Error has occured, please wait for a GM

go north

same thing

go north

same thing

Bactrians says from afar, "Ok hold on."

[10 seconds go by] go north

error

go north

error

go north

error

You stay still

[out of nowhere i see] Staying still is a good idea.

you grin

a brigand arrives

you say, "oh great"

a brigand breathes his final breath and expires.

you look at a brigand

you say, "what service"

a briganddisappears [spelt just like that]

You pout

you proclaim, "they are suppose to fall off the bridge"

Bactrian responds from afar, "fine"

a brigand jumps off the bridge

Bactrian responds from afar, "happy?"

you cackle
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Old 12-23-2002, 04:34 PM
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lol, that is pretty funny..
that tree house bug is very annoying, i hope its been fixed for good. Its happend to me several times, each instance i think the GM at the time just did a quick fix to get me unstuck.
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Old 12-23-2002, 05:03 PM
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This one's funny.
Find grub (no roundtime)
repeat for 15 minutes
report
repeat for 10 minutes
You arrive at nowhere.
Bactrian gets mad. Takes your sp away and sends you back.
Sigh
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Old 12-23-2002, 09:36 PM
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You square off one-on-one with a dirty brigand.

A brigand with a jagged scar chops down at you with his tin axe, but misses.
A brigand with a jagged scar retreats.
You throw your weight towards a brigand with a jagged scar, disarming him!
You lunge towards a brigand with a jagged scar with your iron gladius, but miss. A brigand with a jagged scar chops down with his hands, blocking your iron gladius.
You say, "Ouch."
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Old 12-23-2002, 10:46 PM
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I always liked how a spear could fit into a tiny cork box.
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Old 12-23-2002, 11:21 PM
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yeah i like dhow i could fit spears into tiny holes
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Old 12-23-2002, 11:52 PM
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Delete that post, Leminarflow.*grunts*
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