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Old 01-20-2004, 03:50 AM
Dark_Orlandu Dark_Orlandu is offline
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There was one period of time when the skotos webpages were down, but the alice client was up. I was able to log in and was the only monster online for several hours, until someone from australia created a new monster, I rushed to the shrine to meet him, being the only one around to converse with. He explained to me that he had no difficulties loading the pages and getting in.

Eventually about 30 minutes later people started showing up. But I enjoyed it while it lasted
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Old 01-20-2004, 04:44 AM
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Not quite. Was just me and Royal for a bit, then Seta and Rozial joined in.

Darnit, I was this close to being the only one online again.

So far it's only been after a restart that I've come back and been alone, as far as I know.
I'm not sleepin anytime soon
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The silent reflection is broken by Royal, as usual, the most opinionated and obnoxious of the group. He tosses his booted feet upon the tables surface, his silvered mask gleaming in the firelight as it turns to face Lividium, “What the hell do you want now?” Typical Royal tactfulness of course. The rest of table grins, laughs or smirks as they deem appropriate.
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Old 01-20-2004, 07:44 AM
Germanic Germanic is offline
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who

Grendel's Minions


Germanic the Ogre

I just did it.
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:38 AM
Dvea Dvea is offline
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A shimmering red portal appears and out steps Ligwyn the Mummy as the portal closes behind him.
You release a thick bolt of chain lightning at Ligwyn the Mummy. Contact is made, and you electrify Ligwyn the Mummy! *ZZZZZT*! 810 points of damage! Ligwyn the Mummy roars a final time before dying.
Marbella the Grimalkin giggles.
You snicker.
Turok the Specter begins to munch on a corpse! Mmm, a yummy mummy!
Marbella the Grimalkin giggles.
You cackle at Turok the Specter.
Indrani the Haunt communicates telepathically, "How was it?"
Turok the Specter howls, "Need's salt."
Indrani the Haunt snickers quietly.
Turok the Specter howls to you, "You should've cooked it longer too."
Marbella the Grimalkin chuckles.
Indrani the Haunt communicates telepathically, "Mmmhh, I will try."
A shimmering red portal appears and out steps Ligwyn the Mummy as the portal closes behind him.
You release a thick bolt of chain lightning at Ligwyn the Mummy. Contact is made, and you electrify Ligwyn the Mummy, Turok the Specter, and Marbella the Grimalkin! *ZZZZZT*! 237 points of damage! 319 points of damage! 213 points of damage!
Ligwyn the Mummy begins to move toward Turok the Specter.
Ligwyn the Mummy stops next to Turok the Specter.
Ligwyn the Mummy slashes at Turok the Specter with his very sharp claws! 76 points of damage!
Marbella the Grimalkin grunts.
You release a thick bolt of chain lightning at Ligwyn the Mummy. Contact is made, and you electrify Ligwyn the Mummy, Marbella the Grimalkin, and Turok the Specter! *ZZZZZT*! 283 points of damage! 254 points of damage! 382 points of damage!
Marbella the Grimalkin puffs some poison gas at Ligwyn the Mummy, but it disperses into the air.
Turok the Specter retreats.
You release a thick bolt of chain lightning at Ligwyn the Mummy. Contact is made, and you electrify Ligwyn the Mummy! *ZZZZZT*! 382 points of damage!
Ligwyn the Mummy begins to move toward Turok the Specter.
Ligwyn the Mummy stops next to Turok the Specter.
Marbella the Grimalkin puffs some poison gas at Ligwyn the Mummy, but it disperses into the air.
Turok the Specter sneers at Ligwyn the Mummy.
You release a thick bolt of chain lightning at Ligwyn the Mummy. Contact is made, and you electrify Ligwyn the Mummy! *ZZZZZT*! 366 points of damage! Ligwyn the Mummy roars a final time before dying.
Turok the Specter eyeballs a corpse, while licking his chops, but then throws it down in disgust.
Marbella the Grimalkin pokes the corpse of Ligwyn the Mummy.
You cackle at Turok the Specter.
Turok the Specter begins to munch on a corpse! Mmm, a yummy mummy!
You smirk.
A shimmering red portal appears and out steps Ligwyn the Mummy as the portal closes behind him.
Turok the Specter licks his cracked lips.
You release a thick bolt of chain lightning at Ligwyn the Mummy. Contact is made, and you electrify Ligwyn the Mummy! *ZZZZZT*! 542 points of damage!
Ligwyn the Mummy groans, "i'm back."
Turok the Specter howls to Ligwyn the Mummy, "Good I want to eat you again."
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Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"

If you say it three times, they say they'll come after you that night.
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They say the last thing you notice before you die is the faint smell of cinnamon and bacon.
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I find your lack of doughnuts disturbing.
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:40 PM
Am-Khaibitu Am-Khaibitu is offline
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A Skeleton grunt named Gnawer says, "Why do we do it? Seriously, I am going to start demanding Adventurer Insurance from my master."

[Edit... this guy's on a roll.]

A Skeleton grunt named Gnawer says, "I think Kiana the Vampire must've coined the word, 'grunt'."

You cough.
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:28 AM
cuauhtemoc cuauhtemoc is offline
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Lol taskmastered grunts are hilarious.
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I am a passionate, deeply feeling person. My posts reflect my emotions, my posts reflect the intensity of what I believe.

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Brecan says to Jinn the Hydra, "Go away. Nobody likes you."
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:17 PM
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<Luzige the Lich grumbles: It does not much matter if Rubias is found. One will not be performing any weddings.>
<Ligwyn the Mummy grumbles: hmm?>
<Ligwyn the Mummy grumbles: but you'd make such a good...wife luzige!>
<Ligwyn the Mummy grumbles: *eyeshift*>
<Luzige the Lich grumbles: Is that an offer?>
Your hydra scale armor takes 52 points of damage!
<Ligwyn the Mummy grumbles: hell no.>
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<Toasty the Gryphon grumbles: [ I had a visual of Lurekus as, like .. a mummified Mr. Clean.. ]>


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Old 01-22-2004, 01:31 PM
Dvea Dvea is offline
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Rythgen the Minotaur asks to Luzige the Lich, "You make these uglies?"
Luzige the Lich says to Rythgen the Minotaur, "One is not in the habit of constructing uglies."
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Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"

If you say it three times, they say they'll come after you that night.
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Originally Posted by fiendish_thingy View Post
They say the last thing you notice before you die is the faint smell of cinnamon and bacon.
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I find your lack of doughnuts disturbing.
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:35 PM
Rythgen Rythgen is offline
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You snarl to a slim, soft-shelled turtle, "Sorry Perky but you gotta go."
You take a few bites of a slim, soft-shelled turtle. The slim, soft-shelled turtle is completely raw!
You consume the last of a slim, soft-shelled turtle. The slim, soft-shelled turtle is completely raw!
You burp.
Luzige the Lich winces.
Luzige the Lich says, "It's not so much that you eat them, it's more that you name them first..."
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:56 PM
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Lurekus the Mummy mutters, "shrug"
Lurekus the Mummy shrugs.
Lurekus the Mummy frowns.
Lurekus the Mummy is stunned.
Lurekus the Mummy creates a localized thunderclap, which stuns Lurekus the Mummy! Strength 22!
Lurekus the Mummy begins to fall asleep.
You groan to Lurekus the Mummy, "..."
You groan to Lurekus the Mummy, "you don't strike me as to smart..."
You groan to Lurekus the Mummy, "no offence...of course..."
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<Pishaw the Dwerger grumbles: Use a fish. Be civilised.>
<Arkhanno the Hydra grumbles: im known for my poisonous gas 8)>
You hear Agni the Wyvern yell, "Free beer!", from the northeast.
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:59 PM
cuauhtemoc cuauhtemoc is offline
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Happy Camper says:
I was wishing i was a fly in your grumble.
Stun Monkey the Patient says:
we'd detect you
Stun Monkey the Patient says:
the grumble is so quiet regularly, your buzzing would be like a thunder
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I am a passionate, deeply feeling person. My posts reflect my emotions, my posts reflect the intensity of what I believe.

If you dont like it, Let me know and I will be glad to P.M. you some suggestions with what you can do with yourself.

Brecan says to Jinn the Hydra, "Go away. Nobody likes you."
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:02 PM
Rythgen Rythgen is offline
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Luzige the Lich tosses an odd-looking ball of cheese at you and you instinctively reach out and catch it.
You consume the last of an odd-looking ball of cheese.
[Success: 50, Roll: 684] You slash at a competent knight with your strong claws. 2240 points of damage! A competent knight exclaims, "Doh!" before dying.
Luzige the Lich exclaims, "Behold, the power of cheese!"
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:43 PM
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<Malcolmlock the Mummy grumbles: [i eat porn i love ham]>
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Old 01-22-2004, 07:27 PM
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<Jinn the Cerebus grumbles: good>
<Sancin the Dwerger grumbles: good>
<Jinn the Cerebus grumbles: whatcha goin for?>
<Jinn the Cerebus grumbles: mind you,hippogryph comes with alotta pony jokes>
<Jinn the Cerebus grumbles: lol>
<You grumble: if you rearrange my name i will be eats the orc>
<Jinn the Cerebus grumbles: coo>
<Sancin the Dwerger grumbles: ... you did it wrong>
<Sancin the Dwerger grumbles: plus its roc>
<Sancin the Dwerger grumbles: stae>
<Sancin the Dwerger grumbles: seta!>
<Sancin the Dwerger grumbles: *smacks*>
<You grumble: oh thats funny>
<Sancin the Dwerger grumbles: i know>

time passes

<Jinn the Cerebus grumbles: ......>
<Jinn the Cerebus grumbles: *just got it*>
<Sancin the Dwerger grumbles: *headshakes*>
<You grumble: lmao>
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Old 01-23-2004, 11:11 AM
kaoslace kaoslace is offline
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<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [Look at this stuff.. Isnt it neat?>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: wouldnt you think my collections complete?]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [Wouldnt you think im the girl that has everything?]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [Ive got gadgets and gizmos aplenty]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [Ive got whose its and whats its galore?]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [You want thinga ma bobs?]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [Ive got twenty!]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [But who cares? No big deal?]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [I want moooooore!!]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [I want to be where the people are.. ]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [I want to see them dancing!]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [Heehe i think thats enough I ll just get to the best part]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [up where they walk! up where they talk! ]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [UP WHERE THEY STAY ALL DAY IN THE SUN!!!!]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [*silently* Out of the sea....]>
<Stellar the Kobold grumbles: [What a conversation to walk in on.]>
<Indrani the Haunt grumbles: (HAHA)>
<Marbella the Grimalkin grumbles: [::lmfao::]>
<Cedextra the Titan grumbles: [Part of that WORLLLLLDDDD!]>
<Indrani the Haunt grumbles: (LOL!)>
<Marbella the Grimalkin grumbles: [::tunes them out alittle and sings with savage garden::]>
<Indrani the Haunt grumbles: (Ced, you rock)>
<Marbella the Grimalkin grumbles: [::Agrees with Indi::]>
<You grumble: {hehe}>
<You grumble: {*standing ovation!*}>

Ahhh the sweet croonings of the Titan.. Mi Amore...
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