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[Vecerin]

Just remembered one from Delirium's post.

Setting - Kered and Vecerin are walking through the oak forest returning from the Sands.

Kered says, "Hmm, better guard you. You stink."
Kered assumes a guard position next to you.
You walk to the south, Kered follows you.
You stumble into a snare.
>Stand
You are in the middle of something
Kered stops 3 brigand approach attempts.
>Stand
You are in the middle of something.
>Proclaim Yeah, I'm eternally stuck in the middle of something and need help quick.
Beamer responds from afar, 'I don't know, eternally is a long time'
>Stand
You will be busy for 93 more seconds.
You say, "Um."


-Kered managed to guard me successfully through every single one of their approach attempts for the next 93 seconds. They probably tried reapproaching every 5 seconds. Kered's guarding success was close to 50 at the time.