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Old 03-14-2012, 10:38 PM
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Lol Thread... Again

Danasei says to you, "I don't understand. If she didn't wanna be whistled at, maybe she SHOULD NOT HAVE BOOBS."
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[Success: 5, Roll: 58] You step forward, grasping your retalq axe in one hand tightly and lifting it above your head, before striking downwards in a powerful blow aimed at a gladiator! Critical Hit! Thrust to the face leaves a gladiator bleeding profusely from the cheek!
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your chopping motion turned into a straight thrust, cool trick that.
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True, and i guess it could kill my character if i argue too much with you.
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:46 PM
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I love Danasei.
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:32 AM
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Laika whispers to Danasei, "[Yeah but what you did there was a dogwhistle]"
Danasei coughs.
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Old 03-15-2012, 11:44 AM
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Laika whispers to Danasei, "[Yeah but what you did there was a dogwhistle]"
Danasei coughs.
That would be the TEC equivalent of a cat call.
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Amatoria crams a fist full of biscuits in her mouth.
You pick out a biscuit from some biscuits.
You consume the last of a biscuit.
Dragaxus says to you, "You know you're quite sexy when you do that."
Amatoria spits crumbs all over, "You're just saying that."

Typically, 9 times out of 10 in TEC you are bored you just dont realize it because your brain functions at a higher rate and it keeps you from thinking about the possibility that you are simply sitting there doing absolutely nothing.
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Old 03-15-2012, 06:52 PM
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Melina says to Liwaarigh, "we had one a couple months ago, we will be scheduling them more regularly after I finish my project."

Liwaarigh asks Melina, "What is your project?"

Melina says to you, "Treebaby."

Liwaarigh asks Melina, "What huh?"

Liwaarigh asks Melina, "Treebaby? What is that?"
Melina exclaims to Liwaarigh, "he's a who! and he's in here!"
Melina points to her belly.

Liwaarigh asks Melina, "So after you finish digesting, youll have another meeting? How does your guild stay together? How many members does it have?"
Someone smells like soap.
Melina gapes at Liwaarigh.
Melina exclaims to you, "I didn't eat it!"
Melina flails.
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:56 PM
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Why'd the last thread die?
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:55 PM
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You are holding nothing in your left hand and a tin axe in your right hand.
drop axe
You are not carrying a tin axe.

Matching axe

You see:

Object Location
1. A tin axe an overgrown trail

take axe
You are already carrying a tin axe.


huh
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Old 03-18-2012, 11:04 PM
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look lec's axe

! $misc_places....palming not found.


Well fine then, axe that doesn't exist in Lec's hand!
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:40 AM
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You see a huge man with broad, heavily-muscled shoulders and the biggest hands you have ever seen. He has curly black hair and hard brown eyes. The drover seems to be looking for a stray animal.
His hands appear to be empty.



This drover is not only looking for a stray animal...but hes naked? Hm....
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Old 03-20-2012, 12:32 PM
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Lawl at the barbarian in Rock Valley's southern woods that was successful using rolling dodge.
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Old 03-21-2012, 12:23 PM
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Jaylene asks you, "So is that a yes?"
Jaylene bats her eyelashes.
Dilion sniggers.
You say, "No. No it was not."
Jaylene lower lips quivers dramatically.
You cackle.
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Old 07-14-2012, 09:44 PM
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You are holding some in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.

Who wants some?

You consume the last of some.

Too late.
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Old 10-26-2012, 12:24 AM
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A large dog with long fur named Amplus whimpers at you.
Danasei runs in from a wide cobbled road.
Culexus asks you, "I am to tend to teh dog?"
You exclaim to Culexus, "He's a person t..t..oo!"
Danasei looks at a large dog with long fur named Amplus.
You say to a large dog with long fur named Amplus, "L.L.ay"
A large dog with long fur named Amplus lies down.
A large dog with long fur named Amplus lies down at your feet.
Culexus examines a large dog with long fur named Amplus.
Danasei exclaims, "This dog is bleeding!"
You say to Danasei, "He t.t.took one for t.t.the t.t.team"
Culexus starts to stitch up a large dog with long fur named Amplus' left thigh, but then removes the stitches and starts over.
Danasei says, "Culexus is all over it, though. Crisis averted."
Culexus frowns.
Culexus says to Danasei, "You can help."
Zemis nods.
You nod to Danasei.
Culexus says to you, "'He's your lion."
You exclaim to Danasei, "D.D.o help my D.D.og!"
A large dog with long fur named Amplus's left thigh slowly oozes blood.
A large dog with long fur named Amplus's left thigh slowly oozes blood.
Danasei says to Culexus, "Ha! No! I don't wanna look ridiculous, healing a dog."
Culexus starts to stitch up a large dog with long fur named Amplus' left thigh, but then removes the stitches and starts over.
Culexus grumbles under his breath.
Culexus asks, "Really?"
Danasei says, "Well, fine."
Danasei examines a large dog with long fur named Amplus.
Culexus says, "I am not this terrible, I promise."
Danasei takes a surgical needle from a blue sack marked "Divortium Auxilii".
Culexus whispers something to Danasei.
Danasei separates some tiny rolls of suture thread.
Culexus starts to stitch up a large dog with long fur named Amplus' left thigh, but then removes the stitches and starts over.
Danasei starts to stitch up a large dog with long fur named Amplus' left thigh, but then removes the stitches and starts over.
Zemis smirks.
<You think aloud: Danasei and Culexus are on the job!>
Culexus says, "I have never really worked with dog anatomy.."
Culexus starts to stitch up a large dog with long fur named Amplus' left thigh, but then removes the stitches and starts over.
Blood trickles from a large dog with long fur named Amplus's left hand.
A large dog with long fur named Amplus's left shoulder slowly oozes blood.
You exclaim to Culexus, "Just.t.t st.t.tit.t.tch him!"
Culexus whispers something to Danasei.
Danasei starts to stitch up a large dog with long fur named Amplus' left thigh, but then removes the stitches and starts over.
You exclaim to Culexus, "He's going to p.p.pass out!"
Danasei asks, "What is this!?"
Culexus starts to stitch up a large dog with long fur named Amplus' left thigh, but then removes the stitches and starts over.
Culexus stares.
Blood trickles from a large dog with long fur named Amplus's left hand.
You exclaim to Danasei, "A dog.g.g!"
Danasei whispers something to Culexus.
Danasei carefully holds a large dog with long fur named Amplus's left thigh closed and stitches it shut.
Danasei says, "There we go."
You beam happily.



This goes on for a while...Kudos to both Danasei and Culexus on this! It was funny. I couldn't keep up with the jokes.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:11 AM
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You colon gee to Justinian_augustus, "I'd GM stalk you if I had the powers"
Justinian_augustus ethnic cleanses to you, "I was GM stalked."
You colon gee, "Oohhh"
Justinian_augustus ethnic cleanses to you, "Not <nameredacted>."
Seaton1986 chuckles.
You colon gee, "I'd GM stalk <insert some names here> too often"
Justinian_augustus ethnic cleanses to you, "A different one. It was creepy."
GM's don't GM stalk.
You colon gee, "Just because I know it would mean laughing"
You laugh.
Justinian_augustus laughs.
You colon gee, "THEY DO!"
Justinian_augustus ethnic cleanses, "Oh, SOME do."
Do Not!
You laugh.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:19 AM
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You see a huge man with broad, heavily-muscled shoulders and the biggest hands you have ever seen. He has curly black hair and hard brown eyes. The drover seems to be looking for a stray animal.
His hands appear to be empty.



This drover is not only looking for a stray animal...but hes naked? Hm....
Yes, I see your message I dont under stand your message please describe this
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