Insigniared

Our children will have such fabulous hair.

And the Mass Effect universe?

I love you sooooooooo much like birds love to wear feathers!!!

Well, if we exchange them, we should both be able to live, right?

So ummm .... there's this guy .... he sort of stole my heart. Do you think you could get it back for me? I sort of need it to live.

He has blond hair and is very sexy, if that helps in finding him. And he's at a territorial war with a border collie.

I would neveeeeeeeeeeeeer cut it! Unless I needed to to free you from a precarious, life-threatening situation ... as in an elephant stomped on your hair and his foot was raised to crush your snared body. BUT ONLY THEN.

I would never do anything to harm your heavenly, breathtaking hair. Well, that's a lie.

Warm yourself by my fire.

Mega sexy!

Secret, secret. I have a secret.