Corlyra

PS - whenever you're done with Insanity! you oughtta send it my way. I've lost a ton of baby weight but I've still got a bitta way to go.

Mwahah.

K, lub you, bai.

Girrrrl, it's all good. He is big fat baby realness real! Seriously, he was less than a tuna can's weight to being 10 big ol' pounds.

How is life in WA? I tried to submit a reply on my phone but apparently, Skotos forums eated it.

I wish! That'd mean this other baby would be well and gone out of me!

I saw pictures of your house! I am so jealous! That kitchen! THAT BATHROOM.

I hope your holidays were nice!

I miss you! I hope things are going well. I guess I could just check your Facebook.

Like you need to lose ANY weight.

I actually know a gal that's a coach for Beach Bodies. I'd do it, but a lot of that stuff, like their Ultimate Reset, I can't, until I'm done breast feeding this chubby chunk of baby.

Are they all for you?

Oh, good. The last one I tried was NOT good at all. Allrecipes.com had it and everyone said they were scrumptious. I found them ABHORRENT. The oatmeal probably just makes them stick together and easier to gauge the time on, maybe. I'm not sure, I just hate oatmeal in my god damned cookies!

What is your favorite TYPE of cookie to bake?

I've realized that every chocolate chip recipe I try to bake comes out subpar unless I stick some oatmeal in it. How whack is that?! I don't really like oatmeal in my cookies. Seth does, at least. I guess. But I mean, what man doesn't like -any- sort of cookie? Yeah.

Let's bake some cookies!

Hey, turkey. I lubs you.